this guy, and a few othersby Pat Darnell
Pardon my Turkey, but that is not a Turkey Mr Lame Duck President on your way out... that's a baby!
If the gators don't get ya, then the potatoes will.. and not sweet potatoes, but regular white baking ones.
If the gators don't get ya, then the potatoes will.. and not sweet potatoes, but regular white baking ones.
At last check, I heard Obama would be surrounding himself with cabinet members most unlike himself? Did I hear the wrong network message?
Hillary Clinton picked as
secretary of state and Robert Gates staying on as defense secretary; and will inherit this --No, not Bill Gates, but I made you look. MooPig "Cabinet Appointment Analysts" wonder if anyone else notices, that is, takes a genuine objective glance, and realizes it is politics as usual in the executive branch.
So that makes Two White and One Black?
REUTERS reports: "The [au] pair, who have been at odds with Obama in the past over foreign policy and defense issues, will have the task of implementing Obama's vision for "renewing" America's leadership in world affairs, rebuilding its image abroad, and overseeing two wars in Iraq and Afghanistan." [To that we say again YIKEESSS!]
MooPig reports: "We have noticed a trend in USA politics for the past 300 years plus or minus, that once the new President gets to Washington, District of Columbia, the cabinet is already there," says Ponce d'Leon of the Washington, DC, Bureau of MooPig National... "It's just the same-o'-same old group of suits."
"Right," adds Chief Cabinet Inspector for General Under-Cabinet Hardware, Billy Bud, "There
really aren't any Donkeys or Elephants here in the quasi-French city plan of DC."
"There is rumor that in order to avoid a potato famine, there will be a new undersecretary of the Stills and potato Hooch Office Czar," said one undisclosed source to our men in the field. "He or she will oversee development of micro-distillery of potato vodka white lightnin' ," said our source.
That is why we at MooPig HQ would
like to add middle America to the choice of defenders of our great nation. Here are a few of our Midwestern Cracker White Bread and Butter Nominees. The pictures should speak for themselves: if not, make something up for yourselves.MooPig welcomes you to join in blood-curdling screams of despair along with all our correspondents and sponsors: YIKESSS!
2 comments:
Hi, MooPig, I find myself at 11 PM laughing out loud as I check out your blog instead of going to bed but really, your wit is priceless!
Where would I be without my two readers? You and my brother. You are too kind, as I admire and envision your laughing with me.
It is great to see you over here this morning. pd
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