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OK, I took the bait. Apparently Mark Shoop impersonates others like Austin Powers, Crocodile Hunter, Dr. Ruth as well as Ozzy.
from...
http://www.markshoopshow.com/ozzy.htm
"Ozzy mumbles, stumbles and adds silliness to your event. Consider inviting Sheron to help translate and keep him in line."
fabulous customer testimonial...
You were absolutely WONDERFUL!! Thank you soooo much Mark!! You got RAVE reviews!! Great Job!! You ROASTED George just the right amount, enough to embarrass him, yet, still very PC for our team, plus you worked the crowd so everyone felt a "part-of"
Thanks Again,
Linda G.
Microsoft Corporation
It's never too late to say thank you or I am sorry. Now if Ozzy [the real one] could just make a small gesture to the poor beheaded bat's mother... the universe would wobble a little less.
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