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Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Dear Santa:

I never, ever got what I really, really wanted... so now fill my Christmas morning with these presents under the tree for me. Save that "it is better to give than to receive" 9Proverbs0 stuff -- it is all bulldada... so gimme --

Big Nick, let's start here:


ECTACO iTRAVL Deluxe Alpine-8W Talking 2-way Multilingual Language Communicator and Electronic Dictionary Price: £509.95

WISEMANN PROFESSIONAL EBONY WOOD CLARINET, DCL-800EB
Clarinet in Bb, 17keys, Ebony wood body, full cupronickel material keys, nickel plated finish, with Italian pads and needle springs.
Our Price: $1,625.00
Retail Price: $3,599.00

TEACHING PROFESSIONALS: Robix™ Robotics for Classroom or Lab Marking 15 Years of Innovation Create Formal Quote ONLY Rascal Set: $550 USD Builds all Shown
many more Detailed Fact Sheet


Panasonic AG-HMC150 High Definition Digital Camcorder Camcor Item No.133025153 Mfg. Part No. AG-HMC150
MSRP $3995.00
Our Price $3495.00

Flip Video MinoHD 60 Minute Camcorder (Black)Camcor Item No. 611900018 Mfg. Part No. F460B
Our Price $219.99
Nikon D300 12.3 MP Digital Camera with 18-200mm VR Lens Usually Ships: 1-2 business days Camcor Item No. 131012232 Mfg. Part No. 9481
MSRP $2745.00
Price $2539.95
Instant Rebate: -$300.00
Your Cost $2239.95

Xbox 360 Arcade Holiday Bundle
* Xbox 360 Arcade Holiday Bundle
* Xbox 360 Console
* Hardware
* Add to Cart$199.99

...and some diamonds and mansions for my girls, Priceless.

PHEW, I'm whipped from shopping today Santa, there wii-ll be more tomorrow. Thanks for catching up with my hard-hearted desires, and stiff -necked lack of morals.

All deliveries in the rear please, unless Santa who delivers down the chimney.

Yours, evermore,
Pat Darnell
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