Ground Hog Day Build up is so exciting, then the big day comes.... and a Hockey team almost runs over GH while on their Segway Tour of Washington, DC
by Pat Darnell
Tricia, me, and Morgan at Big City Soup in Salt Lake City. My favorite part of this picture is the 300 lb. kilt-wearing man in the background.MooPig, God love us, has been promoting Salt Lake City for several years in hope that the Nation's Capitol could be re-found there. We think it is the most likely and a safest location in the whole lower 48 states. Washington DC is a great place for history, but many civilizations have moved their capitols over the eons. Did anyone catch the story about the Capitol Building was condemned by fire safety inspections several years ago? Congress Persons and Senators would be incinerated as they would be unable to escape the premise. Inadequately arranged for egress in the event of a fire...
I suggest a quick move would eliminate about 40% of the bureaucracy. We could maintain the DC as a Disney theme park, no problem. It would be a huge success. How can a Beijing bureaucrat just wave his magic wand and Babooommm there's a Billion HKD
Stadium called the Nest... and Olympic Village, and shut down the entire city during the Games... I ask the USA, WTF? One Chinese Red Bureaucrat did all that by proclamation... eh Barry? You've been on the government pay wagon for a long time now. You are as Bureaucrat as all the Kennedy's, the So Little Rock Clonetons, and the Tumbling Bush's. Possibly listen to good judgement?Why doesn't anyone see my vision? Am I just another Hinckley, on another Ground Hog Day Feb 2, 2009? Will I not be heard? Every schmuck knows the Baltimore site for the capitol is no longer defensible... even a shiite can figure that one out. Maybe I should write a book [oh, wait I already have]... any way a book that came to pass, that tells of a nation bedraggled and could not defend its own capitol economically and floundered into obscurity... "The Book of Morons...."
Burgled in our own back yard... 9/11 Who's going to be the big watch dog?
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