by FunkdubiusThe economy sucks, my cell phone gets a busy signal and i have to poop. All at the same time. Which one do I attack first?
If I listen to the busy signal and relieve myself at the same time I might get diarrhea. And the stimulus turmoil caused my irritable bowel syndrome. I think I will listen to the busy signal and hold it all in. I am waiting for the damn switch to digital and that should free up my cellular air waves. Hurry up and don't delay.
Thanks, *FunkDubius, for this report from that Waffle House where the politicians go to waffle -- there on Sheridan Road.
Yes, this confirms that Obama is not riding the Ass, but is the Ass... a bonafide consecrated Ass.
*Many thanks to superpoop.com for photos.
*funkubius is one helluva scoop....
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Yes, there FunkDoobie, there is nothing much like being stimulated at the wrong time, with no facility and no bars...
We very much sympathize with the situational ethics of our lingering puzzlement and blockage that is our federal government, in fact odoriferous. Not that it ever made sense... but we get the same urges every time we hear or read that word: stimulus. It is one heck of a pestiferous.
You are probably wise to hold it and wait for more digital... we will certainly try the same.
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