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Thursday, February 26, 2009

MooPig Introduces "The 60 Month Paradigm" 60mP

CERTIFIED
This is Big; Really BIG FONT!
by Pat Darnell

These pictured Relics and Diagrams tell a story. It is a story for the future. We at MooPig Editorials are very sure readers will want to be included in "The 60 Month Paradigm" opinions and editorials.

Coming up for Spring 2009 is a call for all papers that pertain to the certified supplementation of Project 60mP, and its value added to all previous hatched plans and models.

For what? you ask; "For what is the 60 month Paradigm?"

Like a Dachshund with a destiny, Prezident Barry Obama might learn his role in the bigger picture sooner than he expects.

First we will explore the comforts of cruising on your Vespa with your iPod. Next we might ask about your tendency to wage neighborhood war atop your Segways
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Next we will interview the aged and wickedly aged, for their perspectives on future happenings. Could bat guano be the next brownish-gray fuel?

Last, and for what started out as his hot potato, now is our patty melt forever; why are bloggers considered scapegoats. We like it!

So, if you are snowed in and need a cockadoodle doo, look no further. This is Big, Big stuffin:' The 60 Month Paradigm" 2009.


Will you be a Stuffin' Mufin? We sure hope so.


That would be just cockamamie.
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If you're still secretly thinking about getting a Segway but ashamed of having people know you paid that much for a scooter, the Korea Advanced Institute of Science and Technology has something for you. The KAIST has just invented a Segway-like scooter that does pretty much the same thing as Dean Kamen's baby.

Called the Hubo-Way, the scooter balances when stopped, turns when leaning, and comes with a free copy of Starcraft 2. Well, not really, but 75% of South Korea just got erections. Yes, including the women.

That guy's shirt... Is he the Korean Waldo?

No, he's the Korean Pea-Moonie...
.....C'mon, nobody gets that reference?

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