MooPig Report from the Middle :: "End of the Year MAD LIB'S"

Pleasure, Fidelity, Conscience
by Pat Darnell and the Herd

BEFORE YOU GET STARTED, YOU WILL NEED to choose words -- 16 nouns \ 4 adjectives \ 2 verbs -- then insert them as you read the following message from the Middle. You may choose phrases if you wish.

Message for Dec 22, 2010:

The Almighty who gave the ____(noun)_____to be companion of our pleasures and ____(noun)_______ has invested them with nobleness and lack of deceit.

One might say _____(noun)_____ possess something very like a conscience.

Here, gentle persons, ______(noun)_____ teaches us a lesson in _____(noun)____ . This story should speak really of the fidelity of _____(noun)______ .

Yet as 2010 draws to a close, and a ____(noun)_____ is thrown a _____(noun)_____, we discover that we have been living a _____(adjective)_____ allegory.

______(Noun)_____ will never forget the ______(noun) _______ you gave them. Remember, don't keep ______(noun)_____ on a leash if you ______(verb)_____ them close to you. And keep your _____(noun)_____ closer still.

_____(Noun)________ represents all that is _______(adjective)______ in mankind, gentle fellow ______(noun)________ that you are. One who knows but does not tell, discriminates no way, except in our comings and goings, first to welcome, first to ______(noun)_______ .

The more I see of _____(noun)_______; the more I admire ____(noun)_______ .

That's this Report from the Middle where the men are ______(adjective)____ ; the women are ______(adjective)________ ; and the children _______(verb)______ .