Retrieved by Pat Darnell | Dec 18, 2011 | Bryan TX
"So you want a gangsta name, huh, sucka? Time to trade in that boring-ass name for something harder."
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- Your old, busted name was Marco Puntiss. We now dub yo ass: King Buddha Balls ... "Don't bother callin your girlfriend to find out where she was last nite ... she hasn't left my house yet."
- Your old, busted name was Devlin Forester. We now dub yo ass: Swingin Pimp ... "When you call me a bitch i just smile - giggle and walk away cuz i knew that long before you told me."
- Your old, busted name was Jaupeen Dooley. We now dub yo ass: Supa Chinaman ... "I was born a sweet lil baby but them starving streets raised me up crazy."
- Your old, busted name was Moo Pig. We now dub yo ass: No-pants Crack Robba ... "I don't worry 'bout what other people think bout me, cause it can't be half as bad as what i think of them."
- Your old, busted name was Aaron Rodgers. We now dub yo ass: Gun Doggy Crack Smoka