Friday, August 03, 2012
MooPig's Famous Last Words Department :: Michael Phelps
Retrieved by Pat Darnell | Aug 3, 2012 | Bryan TX
***UPDATED February 3rd, 2009 *** Michael Phelps has so far emerged unscathed from the controversy created by the photo showing him smoking from a bong, with his sponsors still standing behind him. However, he still could face criminal charges if it's determined that he was smoking marijuana, which shouldn't be too difficult considering there's a photo and Phelps has already confessed:
Richland County Sheriff Leon Lott says he will charge Michael Phelps with a crime if he determines the Olympics hero smoked marijuana in Richland County...
...Possession of marijuana is a misdemeanor, punishable by up to 30 days in jail or a $570 fine, plus court costs. (Read story HERE)
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http://moopigwisdom.blogspot.com/2009/02/whew.html
http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/
http://www.faniq.com/blog/Michael-Phelps-Bong-Hit-Smoking-Marijuana-Blog-18641
Thursday, August 02, 2012
Michael Phelps in England 2012
Snagged by Pat Darnell | Aug 2, 2012 | Bryan TX
Michael Phelps is back on top. In winning the 200m IM in London over fellow American Ryan Lochte Thursday, Phelps captured his 20th Olympic medal and became the first male swimmer to ever win the same event in three consecutive Games
Read more: http://nbcnews.to/NOjeoJ
Photo: Tim Wimborne / Reuters
He [Michael Phelps] knew then that if he wanted to be serious about swimming, serious about this grueling and demanding event in particular, he had to get his backside into the cold pool early in the morning and re-dedicate himself to being the champion he was and could yet be again.
"... He [Phelps] went out hard and fast from the get-go, flirted with world-record pace and won in 1:54.27. It was his 20th career Olympic medal; 16 are gold. Say that out loud and let the thought linger: 20 medals, 16 gold. ... "Sidebar
The OTHER American Swimmer, Ryan Lochte's, meet is over. He won five medals. That is, and let's be plain, big. Moreover, Lochte now has 11 for his career. Among all male American Olympians, only Phelps has more.
In London, Lochte, who turns 28 on Friday, won individual gold in the 400 IM and relay gold, a brilliant swim, in the 4x200 free.
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http://nbcnews.to/NOjeoJ
Saturday, June 09, 2012
MooPig's Posturing Honkey's Feature :: "Gangs in Texas"
Texas Gang Threat Assessment 2010
This list is the names of known gangs in Texas in order of largest to smallest. You can see the graph of these in the pdf LINK.
- TIER One
- Mexican Mafia
- Tango Blast
- Texas Syndicate
- Barrio Azteca
- TIER Two
- Latin Kings
- Bandidos
- MS-13, Mara Salvatrucha
- Hermandad de Pistoleros Latinos
- Tri City Bombers
- Aryan Brotherhood, TX
- Paisas/Mexicles
- TIER Three
- Texas Chicano Brotherhood
- Bloods
- Surenos
- Crips
- Raza Unida
- Gangster Disciples
- 18th Street
- Aryan Circle
- Texas Mafia
- Southwest Cholos
- White Knights
- Dirty White Boys
On October 23, 2010, " ... reported by the Chronicle’s Dane Schiller, the Houston area is home to far more gang members than anywhere else in Texas. That, in itself, is not so surprising: All big cities have gangs, and the greater Houston area, with roughly 6 million people, is no exception. (Capo | October 23, 2010. HERE) ... "
'via Blog this'
EXCERPT | " ... in Harris and surrounding counties, ... notes that gang recruitment, with a younger, more violent membership, is at a record high. (capo. ibid.) ... "
Currently, [2010] according to the National Gang Threat Assessment, there are 225 gangs in the region, and their influence is spreading into the suburbs and surrounding areas as they become more international, interacting with enormous, well-financed Mexican cartels. The largest of these is the Houstones, with more than 2,230 members, as tallied by police. (That’s about 40 percent of the number of Houston Police Department officers, currently about 5,500.)Texas based gangs are recruited by trans-national Mexican-cartels to do their bidding on both sides of the border. Prisons and schools provide the people to " ... routinely engage in
murder, kidnapping, aggravated assault, robbery, auto theft, burglary, drug trafficking,
weapons trafficking, prostitution, human trafficking and money laundering. (LINK)..." Why do gangs join cartels? The cartels promise enormous profits to those who work with them.
According to the Texas Gang Threat Assessment 2010: "it is likely that the scope and degree of the gang violence in our communities will increase, especially in our major urban areas. ..."
A documentary hosted by Lisa Ling, of all people, states the motto for MS -13, is God/ Mother/ Gang ... Live for God, Live for your Mom, die for your gang. See the Intro to the documentary here [youTube LINK].
The name for MS-13 is slang for Salvadoran Army Ants, or "Mara Salvatrucha" ... this gang started on a playground in Los Angeles by two immigrant Salvadorans.
Total Strength: The number of confirmed and suspected MS-13 members statewide is assessed to be over 500.Conclusion
Organizational Effectiveness: MS-13 are loosely organized cliques with no known central hierarchy. There is limited communication between cliques within the same city as well as with other cliques in the state. Each clique has a leader -- referred to as a shot caller -- who makes decision for that particular clique. It has been reported that MS-13 cliques in Texas follow instructions from leaders in California and El Salvador.
If you are ambivalent about gangs, and not a gang member, then you are in the majority, because most people in Texas fail to recognize these groups.
Whether we feel personally affected by gang activity or not, the fact is that we are. Our law enforcement, educational and social services resources are strapped, our community’s human capital is being wasted, and our city is diminished. We should all be paying attention.
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http://www.communitycorrections.org/psn/publications/TxGngThrtAssessment2010.pdf
http://mafiatoday.com/general-breaking-news/gangland-texas/
youtu.be/StsiCUur2mE
Criminal justice and law enforcement agencies have designated many prison gangs as Security Threat Groups, a determination that reflects the threat posed by the gang and the policies employed by prison officials to
combat the gang.
Office of the Attorney General, State of Texas, Gang Resource System
Homeland Security Newswire, "Drug cartels employ women assassins (sicarias) in broad killing campaign," 19 August 2010
Texas Department of Public Safety, "DPS warns parents: Mexican cartels and gangs recruiting in Texas
schools," 17 November 2009
Reflects the assessed presence of gang members throughout Texas, based on quantitative information and
analytic judgments.
National Gang Intelligence Center, National Gang Threat Assessment 2009
Information provided by Texas Department of Criminal Justice regarding the offense of record for confirmed
members of the six Security Threat Groups that fall into the Tier 1 and Tier 2 categories. Data current as of 30 June 2010.
Office of the Attorney General, State of Texas, The Texas Response to Human Trafficking, Report to the 81st Legislature
Sunday, December 18, 2011
MooPig Site Review :: "The Original Gangsta Name Generator ..."
Retrieved by Pat Darnell | Dec 18, 2011 | Bryan TX
"So you want a gangsta name, huh, sucka? Time to trade in that boring-ass name for something harder."
EXAMPLES ::
- Your old, busted name was Marco Puntiss. We now dub yo ass: King Buddha Balls ... "Don't bother callin your girlfriend to find out where she was last nite ... she hasn't left my house yet."
- Your old, busted name was Devlin Forester. We now dub yo ass: Swingin Pimp ... "When you call me a bitch i just smile - giggle and walk away cuz i knew that long before you told me."
- Your old, busted name was Jaupeen Dooley. We now dub yo ass: Supa Chinaman ... "I was born a sweet lil baby but them starving streets raised me up crazy."
- Your old, busted name was Moo Pig. We now dub yo ass: No-pants Crack Robba ... "I don't worry 'bout what other people think bout me, cause it can't be half as bad as what i think of them."
- Your old, busted name was Aaron Rodgers. We now dub yo ass: Gun Doggy Crack Smoka
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http://gangstaname.com/names/gangsta
http://swordanddaisy.blogspot.com/2011/09/2011-2012-nfl-preview-nfc-or-highway-61.html
Monday, August 11, 2008
Excitement, the old Fashion Way...

by...Spending our disposable income on it!!!!
There are two things I get excited about; the possibility of Astronaut Sex, and when the Men's Swim 400 Relay Team Wins GooooLLLLDDDDD Medal at the
Olympics!!!!!!Led by the dream of the Athens swimmer Phelps:
Phelps is seeking to break the record of seven gold medals in one Olympics, set by fellow American Mark Spitz in 1972 at the Munich Games.
``Eat, sleep and swim,'' Phelps said on his preparations. ``That's all I can do. Get some calories into my system and try to recover the best I can.''
BEIJING (AFP) - American superstar Michael Phelps smashed his world record in winning the first of a potential record-breaking eight gold medals at the Beijing Olympics swimming competition on Sunday.
The 23-year-old shattered his record in comfortably winning the 400 metres individual medley gold medal in four minutes 03.84 seconds.
Phelps carved 1.41 seconds off his mark of 4:05.25 set at the American trials in Omaha last June.
Phelps, watched by US President George W.Bush in the stands, beat home Hungary's Laszlo Cseh (4:06.16) and teammate Ryan Lochte (4:08.09).
It was Phelps's seventh career Olympic gold medal and ninth overall as he chases down Mark Spitz's 36-year-old record of seven golds at one Games.
Phelps's exacting campaign to achieve that will entail at least 17 races, but he showed he was up to the challenge by being under world record pace throughout the 400m medley final.
He was challenged by Lochte in the second backstroke leg with his teammate slightly ahead of him at one stage.
But Phelps finished powerfully in the breaststroke and freestyle legs to convincingly win gold.
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