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Saturday, November 03, 2012

Who Would Win in a Cage Match? :: No Holds Barred #2

UPDATE: More Sour Grapes ... Julie Bowen wants some of that badonkadonk!

The Fabulous Musings of a Plus Size Faux Queen: The Wonderful, Wild World of Jayne Mansfield:
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Sophia Loren -- or --  Jayne Mansfield 

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Jayne Mansfield
" ... Jayne Mansfield is the first major Hollywood actress to appear topless in a movie... She was a famed beauty in her day, with her measurements registering at the impressive 40-21-35. Yes, her waist was 19 inches smaller than her bust. She admitted in an interview that her IQ was 163, she spoke 5 languages and played the violin, piano, and viola (she appeared on TV numerous times playing the violin). Mansfield played a dumb blond so well because, she was in on the joke. In real life, Jayne was a highly intelligent brunette but made her career creating the 'character' of Jayne Mansfield. (wiki)..."

Mansfield's personal life included three marriages: first to her public relations professional Paul Mansfield (married 1950–1958), second to actor–bodybuilder Mickey Hargitay (married 1958–1963), and third to film director Matt Cimber (married 1964–1966). She had five children: Jayne Marie Mansfield (born 1950), Miklós Jeffrey Palmer Hargitay (born 1958), Zoltán Anthony Hargitay (born 1960), actress Mariska Magdolna Hargitay (born 1964) and Antonio "Tony" Cimber (born 1965). In 1967 Mansfield died in an car accident at the age of 34. (wiki)... "

Sophia Loren

Sophia Loren is a miracle of nature. At 73, she still has the voluptuous measurements of her youth: 38C-24-38.

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" ... Loren is known for her sharp wit and insight. One of her most frequently quoted sayings is a quip about her famously voluptuous figure: "Everything you see, I owe to spaghetti." However, on the 20 December 2009, episode of CBS News Sunday Morning, Loren denied ever delivering the line. (wiki) ... "

"... In 1981, she became the first female celebrity to launch her own perfume, Sophia, and a brand of eyewear soon followed. ... "

NEXT MONTH  ::  Winner takes on Bridgette Bardot



Anonymous said...

Mansfield by a country mile.
Faces tell it all.
Mansfield knows she has won
Loren knows she has been beaten

Anonymous said...

Agreed that Mansfield wins Battle of Bosoms by a country mile.
The best Loren can do is smile at Mansfield's superior boobs.
But this is a cage fight.
Given her larger thighs, Loren would have an even chance.
Superior boobs vs. superior thighs

Anonymous said...

Nice post!

I found this funny edited picture where Mansfield has even more advantage:

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