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Wednesday, July 22, 2015

MooPig Climate Project Department :: "At Some Point Someone has to talk about it ..."

Forbes says So.....
Re-directed Articles by Pat Darnell  |  July 25, 2015  |  Bryan TX
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High heat index's did not exist in the 20th century. We just knew how high the heat was by how much water was dripping out of the window air-conditioning units in our houses; or if you felt dizzy after wrestling, or playing kill the man with the ball at the park. Thankfully, water fountains were everywhere in those days. Fifty birthdays later I run into this article:

New Analysis Shows Earth Is Warming Faster Than We Thought - Forbes: "Politicians may dither and talking heads bloviate, but the scientific consensus is clear: climate change is real, humans are responsible, and its effects are already being felt around the world. At the same time, some details are in question, including how fast climate change is increasing and which specific effects we see are due to it as opposed to other sources."

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Apparently, the ability to carry on a conversation about our heating up earth today requires first one's ability to digest hundreds of thousands of pages on the subject. As far as we can tell, no one was counting on this phenomena to happen. No King or Queen, or Stock Broker, or Fisherman, nor a Fish Monger's Wife, had any notion of the impending saturation of evidence giving cause for our Globe's Heating Up. Simple facts are buried in too much information by too many different angles. We need Walter Cronkite to come on TV and say: "Our global environment is heating up."

Although Al Gore said it, still no one is taking the helm like old Walter might have.

Forbes summarizes, I agree, and the nitty gritty truth risen global temperatures means is, that widows and orphans of the world will die first. Weak and infirm, elderly, and sick will also find no comfort. I am certain that this is the living Earth's method for getting back on track.


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http://www.forbes.com/sites/matthewfrancis/2015/06/04/new-analysis-shows-earth-is-warming-faster-than-we-thought/
http://www.forbes.com/sites/jamestaylor/2014/01/08/embarrassed-global-warming-alarmists-sink-to-comedic-lows-with-polar-vortex-excuse/


Saturday, December 13, 2014

MooPig Economic Summit Department :: "The Recovery"

A Time to Verify: a Time to Lie
Mixed Martial Articles by Pat Darnell  |  Dec 13, 2014  |  Bryan TX

It has come to the attention of MooPig Economic Summit Department writers that people in government office lie about economics. "We want to know the truth," said Ernst T. Bone, Editor-in-chief of the department. Don't take our word for it.


Republicans aligned with their funny economic strategy from the Reagan years seem to be the biggest spinners of economic haphazardry ... But,

The Obama Recovery Has Been Miles Better Than the Bush Recovery | Mother Jones: "Paul Krugman writes today about the dogged conservative claim that the current recovery has been weak thanks to the job-killing effects of Obamacare and Obama regulation and the generally dire effects of Obama's hostility to the business sector. But I think Krugman undersells his case. He shows that the current recovery has created more private sector jobs than the 2001-2007 recovery, and that's true. But in fairness to the Bush years, the labor force was smaller back then and Bush was working from a smaller base. So of course fewer jobs were created. What you really want to look at is jobs as a percent of the total labor force. "

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Sunday, October 07, 2012

Moopig's Brands Department :: "Sunglasses Sticker Shock"

Next Time you throw down $268 for those Oakleys, Think: "Italian"
Retrieved by Pat Darnell  |  Oct 7, 2012  |  Bryan TX

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A smaller, squarish alternative to classic aviators, these Ray-Ban Caravans were introduced in 1957 but are suddenly damn near ubiquitous. More importantly, they still look as timeless as ever. $119.


Luxottica owns the two top premium sunglass brands in the world, Ray-Ban and Oakley. But Luxottica points out there are other players... Wal-Mart is their biggest competitor.

Luxottica Group is a leader in premium, luxury and sports eyewear with approximately 7,100 optical and sun retail stores in North America, Asia-Pacific, China, South Africa, Latin America and Europe, and a strong, well-balanced brand portfolio. The company is based in Milan, Italy.

The interviewer for 60 Minutes says: " ... But other competitors told us Luxottica has them in a chokehold: if you make glasses, you want to be in their stores; and if you have stores, you want to sell Ray-Bans! So Luxottica can set the prices as high as it wants. ... "

Sticker shock: Why are glasses so expensive? - CBS News: "Have you bought a pair of glasses lately? Bet your eyes popped when you saw the price tag. If you don't go to places like Walmart or Costco, you could easily be spending hundreds and hundreds of dollars for a pair that cost $30 10 years ago. Talk about sticker shock."

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You might want to get some of those Oakley's so you can at least look like a Kennedy on vacation...

That's the finish on those expensive sunglasses you bought, or stole. Luxottica has set the price margins to fit their conglomerate needs. They own the stores, or call them distribution points, so competitors won't get exposure unless they make a deal with the sunglass cartel, Luxottica.

And the article ends its interview: " ... You'd think, well, surely insurance companies covering vision would complain. But guess what? Luxottica also owns the nation's second largest vision-care plan: EyeMed, covering eye exams and glasses. ... "

MooPig buys its sunglasses at the 99 cents store, where they are much cheaper by the dozen. The glasses cartel, 'Luxottica,' prefers to call them 'eyewear.'


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http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-18560_162-57527151/sticker-shock-why-are-glasses-so-expensive/
http://www.current-movie-reviews.com/41418/60-minutes-recap-10712-huawei-and-luxotica-foreign-co-s-taking-over-u-s-markets/
http://www.luxottica.com/en/careers/
http://www.esquire.com/style/merchandise/best-new-sunglasses-of-2010#ixzz28fYtUMMP

Saturday, July 21, 2012

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Monday, December 20, 2010

College of Economics :: HUNH?

QUANTITY :: Money Supply ... where is it?? YIKES!!



" ... Controlling the money supply through the central bank is known as monetary policy. Controlling it through deficit government spending is called fiscal policy ..."

" ... Money inflates easily and quickly, but it deflates slowly and at great cost. In a downward direction, prices are said to suffer from "price rigidities" or "price stickiness." There are several reasons for this.

One is psychological -- people hate to cut their prices and wages. Another is that salaries and wages are often locked into contracts, the average of which is three years. And for many, cutting prices incurs certain costs (reprinting, recalculating, reprogramming, etc.) that may not make the price change seem worth it.



Even if they do decide to change prices, it takes many companies quite some time to put them into effect. Sears, for example, has to reprint and remail all its catalogues.

Another likely reason is that entrepreneurs don't want to sell things below cost, so they might wait for their suppliers to cut prices first -- but in a circular economy, everyone would be waiting for everyone else to cut their prices.

The penalty for cutting prices first is a profit loss. Furthermore, with reduced sales volume, the unit cost of production is already going up, which only makes price reduction all the more difficult. ... " (A Critique of the Chicago School of Economics: A BRIEF REVIEW OF KEYNESIAN THEORY [SOURCE] )"

" ... How does all this relate to national economic policy? Keynesians believe their policies allow the government to take the rough edges off the business cycle.
In other words, Keynesian policy is counter-cyclical: when unemployment starts rising, the government expands the money supply; when inflation starts rising, the government contracts the money supply.

Another way of putting this is that the government is involved in a balancing act, creating just enough money to cover the natural amount of economic activity, without leaning either towards inflation or unemployment.

Rebutting this policy is where the Chicago School enters the story. ... " (ibid)
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Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Isolated Incidentals: Dentals at Wal~Mart



Just Ask Brian Jones...
"This ole' man; he played ten -- he found ten old teeth in a new wallet... then... He played knick knack paddy whack gi'e the dog a bone... This ole' man came rolling home."

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Falmouth, Mass. Wal-Mart Customer Handed Over Wallet Which Had Adult Teeth Inside

FALMOUTH, Mass., March 4, 2009
(AP) A customer shopping at a Walmart in Falmouth told store workers he found 10 human teeth in a wallet he was about to purchase.

Police said the man found the teeth Saturday when he unzipped a compartment in the wallet. One tooth had a filling.

The customer turned the wallet and the teeth over to employees but left the store without giving his name.

Police investigating the incident told The Cape Cod Times that the teeth belong to an adult, but since there was no blood or gum tissue on the teeth, they would be unable to perform DNA tests.

A Walmart spokeswoman said the company believes it was an "isolated incident," but will investigate.
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Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Economic Hit Man or just a Bubble Tester




Flash Flood, 2002, oil on linen,36 x 48 inches, Warren Criswell

In words of N Roubini: "A good journalist has to be one who, in good times, challenges the conventional wisdom. If you don't do that, you fail in one of your duties."
Review of Article by Pat Darnell

It's too bad there were no Economic engineers back when Economics was bubbling up to surface of ponds out from steaming ooze of covet, greed, avarice, and pleonasms that served to liquefy the spirit of humankind over ten thousand years that it has taken to refine our brilliant economic banking structure today.

Only seems like yesterday, a math wizard, Keynes, a theoretical spirit of economic conjecture, tackled essence of social science concerned chiefly with description and analysis of the production, distribution, and consumption of goods and services. Unfortunately J Keynes is long gone. This is about Banks today February 23, 2009.


Good times are bubbles in our economy? I can't answer that one either. However, it turns out at least once every decade, I get a pepper up my butt to criticize bankers. But you know, bankers are always at a disadvantage, because they seem to be bested on all sides; hemmed in by professionals who have with themselves better judgment, keener math, craftsmanship and better knowledge basis. Steelworkers, Carpenters, Aerospace Workers, Manufacturers, ..., all so much more knowledgeable than Economists that bankers depend on. Let me explain:

Money is important; Love of money is our most deadly sin. Keynes, bless him, set up money supplies with "flow" in mind, and I sincerely think he had in mind a world where money was not the root of all evil. But without putting a long disclaimer post it right here, lets just say Keynes tried to make money like water that flows as needed at the log float ride at Six Flags, okay? And yes trades are actually out there working in the field, making them the first journalists of developing economies.

I say
When Keynesian Economics was born, should not have engineers well-versed in fluid dynamics stepped in to help old man Keynes in reducing friction in his money flow pipes? Shoot, economics without flow-meters is toast without butter; has missed its purpose altogether. The error has cost four hundred years of boom bust cycles.... No -- it is about supply of money as a substance to float upon; to drink from, to recycle...

Ye Gads...
Today in facing down the bank dilemma, [see entire article HERE]
Mr. Nouriel Roubini tells me that bank nationalization "is something the partisans would have regarded as anathema a few weeks ago. But when I and others put it in the context of the Swedish approach [of the 1990s] -- i.e. you take banks over, you clean them up, and you sell them in rapid order to the private sector -- it's clear that it's temporary. No one's in favor of a permanent government takeover of the financial system."
Did someone just say: Nationalize da' Banks... 'Marecan Banks? HUNh!
This article from WSJ reports that there is a "Stud-Hoss Hit Man Bubbagonuasch" of Economics out there. He is Mr Roubini. And like a Presbyterian Minister he is asked -- "how do we add on to the church? How will we heat and cool the addition? and so on..."

Unfortunately, after several add-ons, the once beautiful basilica church now has enormous HVAC plants up on its roof... endless corridors and doors banging into each other, and a hot corner office where the Youth leader has to sit all afternoon taking calls. In other words a sweat box, sweat shop.

And like all good academics involved in social science, he talks about the "Swedish approach" like a panacea for us all to tweak our mustaches:
"I believe that people react to incentives, that incentives matter, and that prices reflect the way things should be allocated. But I also believe that market economies sometimes have market failures, and when these occur, there's a role for prudential -- not excessive -- regulation of the financial system. The two things that Greenspan got totally wrong were his beliefs that, one, markets self-regulate, and two, that there's no market failure."
What... Greenspan... Wrong?
That is where N Roubini is coming from right now. He is putting it to Al Greenspan... and an entire International Monetary Fund. Here in the article we have a group of full-time and part-time economists, who have inherited the current cesspool of World Banking. Do not kid yourself, the USA banking system is the IMF... This group includes:
  • US Congress and Senate
  • US Executive
  • US Judicial
  • A. Greenspan
  • Doctor Doom Roubini -- Roubini Global Economics
"The idea that government will fork out trillions of dollars to try to rescue financial institutions, and throw more money after bad dollars, is not appealing because then the fiscal cost is much larger. So rather than being seen as something Bolshevik, nationalization is seen as pragmatic. Paradoxically, the proposal is more market-friendly than the alternative of zombie banks."
"They" are talking about nationalizing the US Banks for a colostomy. Yes, a cleansing only the US Government can do. Just like after the War between the North and South, Civil War. Yep, Reconstruction. Here is how that goes:
  • Kill millions of people
  • Assasinate a President
  • Bury all Zombies alive
  • Go back to Business as Usual
Oh, you say that is too long ago? We have more sooth economics now? Let's look around for some recent government cleansing:
  • Invade Iraq
  • Kill lots of people
  • Chase down and hang a President
  • Go back to Business as usual
Distortions on incentives?
I temporarily understand this need by busy legislators, and Teddy Kennedy, and the Judges, poor old retired Alan Greenspan, and Economist HitMen like Roubini... to nationalize what is actually "un-nationalize-able..." as I temporarily underestimate the work of any largess:
To Mr. Roubini, the most interesting question isn't the one of who got it right. Instead, he asks why we "over and over again, get into these periods of irrational exuberance, when not only is there an asset bubble and a credit bubble, but people believe these are sustainable over a long time -- Wall Street, policy makers, rating agencies, academics, journalists . . . ."
Thinks of it this way: for the first time in the history of Economics -- Micro Manage the streams of money flowing. All you idiot savants, sans savant, get on all fours and point repair all the sewers, basins and damns, and leaky faucets that you so proudly call the Banks. Be good Dutchmen with your thumbs.

MooPig's big answer for today, stick your thumbs in it -- right before the USA becomes fascist, or communist, or just plain Eat Up as usual; Wait, this is in the subject interview also...
"People like [Robert] Shiller were very worried about the housing bubble. People like Steve Roach were worried about an economy based on asset bubbles leading to consumption bubbles that were unsustainable. People like Ken Rogoff talked about global imbalances in the current account deficit not being sustainable. Nassim Taleb has been worrying for a while about 'fat tail' events . . . . So lots of people signaled concern about things. I was one of those who put the dots together and thus gave a more fleshed-out picture."
Why don't you want to personalize this, Mr Roubini? Are you afraid too, like all those before you who laid down their lives only to be proven too Idealistic, or too sworn to morals, ethics and values? What code will you lay down for us to follow... and for bankers to not follow for the next eighty years of "love of money?"
"Again, I don't want to personalize things, but the last decade was one of self-regulation. But in the financial markets, without proper institutional rules, there's the law of the jungle -- because there's greed! There's nothing wrong with greed, per se. It's not that people are more greedy now than they were 20 years ago. But greed has to be tempered, first, by fear of losses. So if you bail people out, there's less fear. And second, by prudential regulation and supervision to avoid certain excesses."
Hmmmm.. right back where we started: law of the jungle, greed, loss, fear... excesses.. ...? A condition for which there is no levee....

(Varadarajan, Tunku; FEBRUARY 21, 2009; 'Nationalize' the Banks. [retrieved HERE]The Wall Street Journal, page A9; a professor at NYU's Stern School and a fellow at Stanford's Hoover Institution, is executive editor for Opinions at Forbes.)

Special "Thanks" to Pribek.net for pointing out TV's outstanding WSJ article about very crucial contemporary decision making processes....

Saturday, January 31, 2009

You go to Wal-Mart for the same reason we do; the money!





Why Did Mr. Springsteen Go To Wal-Mart? by Jack Pribek [Retrieved HERE]
"So, Bruce Springsteen has a new record out, is [he] is playing the Super Bowl, did the inauguration; he’s in the press a lot these days. He also did the exclusive distribution deal with Wal-Mart on the greatest hits package."
So far so good... but there must be some angst, because we know the blog-itude too well.
Bruce touched on this briefly in a lengthy NY Times piece.
Now the FAQ start to flow for the King of Bossdom:
  1. How much of a “vetting” process do you need to do on Wal-Mart?
  2. Are any of you that are reading this unaware of the fact that Wal-Mart isn’t a union outfit?
  3. Is everybody in Springsteen’s organization that far out of touch?
Okay, the argument is [a]-WalMart #1; [b]-non-union shop; [c]-Springsteen Inc. C-class out of the loop. Check!
Bruce sings for everyman. That’s the shtick right? ...The deal is, you shop at Wal-Mart because it’s cheap and you work at Wal-Mart because they are hiring.

The appeal to the Bross:
  1. C’mon Bruce! You did it for the money, right?
  2. Because Wal-Mart is the one that still throws some cash out there, right?
  3. That’s something everyman can understand. You go to Wal-Mart for the same reason we do; the money!
Between you me and a can of Shasta Cream Soda, I really do not see how the King of Howling has much to do with me, you or the soda. But, we shall attempt to tie it together, shall we?

There is no mistake here. Pribek's scoop of the entrails of the deal are a perfect cross-section of how it is right now in AO America. [After Obama America] Wal-Mart came through the prairie dust storm and reigns supreme. Still on top and still moving laterally through the entire world.

It is called Supply Chain mechanics, Value Added Re-Sale Demand, money in the pursuit of developing markets dynamics, it's why Cheney was Vice president in charge of distribution economics ...call it:
"I will eat these vegetables - but it is good to have a big juicy steak once in awhile consumer bifurcations." For Chrissses' Sake, where do the sisters all shop?
I think what is being circled by these wagons, in the Pribek query is a question: "What happened to the Prestige?"

Ah-ha! Said the Wagon Master: Where is the applause meter? What happened to the celebration? Where can we go to get high, enjoy some music and not be hassled?

Can I get a witness? OOOORaH, BEEEEEAcH

Tuesday, July 01, 2008

Buying Dogfood in Bags can be a real Crap Shoot...




Chinese recalls on dog food still has me guessing:
...based on a History Channel episode I once saw, I judge that what ever food-stuff that is recalled in Dog food from China must be something unmentionable.

Shopping prices makes for a more than often routine visit to Dollar General, Big Lots, or Family Dollar. The part that sucks is if you buy it at one of those retail groups, only to find it for less at Wal-Mart the next day.

Then Storage of 50 pounds of Dog food can be a nightmare. Sometimes the plastic containers don't stand up to the voracious river rats that find it in your garage. But how did they find it to begin with?

That is the crap shoot part of the equation. Dog loves the crispy food, and barks loudly if her bowl outside is empty. So we maintain peace with a continuous supply to her "trough." but keeping her bowl full has us rolling snake eyes.

Bluebirds love her food, we find out. Also watching are Mockingbirds who see the Bluebirds, so they start dipping in with misdirection like Chriss Angel, stealing a nugget on each dip. Of course we start finding dead bluebirds and river rats and if she could a few dead squirrels in her dog run area. So much so has she guarded her food bowl, momma calls her "Killer." The kids think that is wonderful, but still move with extreme caution when filling the "bowl."

With no fore-thought at all we have built a complicated ecosystem of competing organisms in our own backyard habitat that centers around a stainless steel bowl of often-recalled bagged dog- foods from China.

Now really who would have ever thought of ever doing any of that consciously?

What's in that stuff?

Thursday, April 03, 2008

Recall This!!!!

Somebody is defecating where they eat. China is becoming a model for what is called the Wheel in Rugby. The scrum is thrown into a spin by one team when half of one team's cunningly bloody scrum quits pushing and drops backward, and the other half pushes the mass of bodies into a hyperbolic paraboloid. Hooker foots a dribble to the scrum half who is tearing down the weak side of the field like a fly half. Great in seven a sides. Are our distant Nemesis's doing all this intentionally? Throwing global trade into disarray?

Distribution: What do you do with a drunken sailor? You chat him up and steal his money.. that's what. I would rather have the low caste of freight ship captains drop the useless dog food containers into deep sea, than have a recall. Have you ever been in the retail business? You see, customers come in and spend a certain fare per square foot of the total store area. To do that requires a continuous shopping experience. Handling stock items four of five times, is a joke; a sad embittering tale of woe.

If I have to remove bloody killer dog food, that comes in 55 lbs. bags, from 300 lineal feet of heavy duty shelving... then it is a total clauster-frak. Kapish?

China is a group of less than artisans who are contracted to make products for the world consumer, but mostly the US consumer, namely Scruffy in the backyard.

Comparison: A Chinese is able to live off one grain of rice three times a day, and a bowl of Chinese Stew. The average dog food bag stuffer in China has no idea what the hell this 55 lb bag of stuff is used for. They have no idea of the end-use. Alex Foo, packer jogger at Kibble Bits dog food factory says this: "What is this bag for? It feed families in United States?"

My wifey had to go to Wal-Mart yesterday and move what we calculate to be 8000 lbs of tainted dog food. As Merchandiser for vendors trade in the number one retailer in the world, pronounced Wal-Malt in China, she has to do all this by her self, as shoppers steered baskets and some L'il Amigas electric courtesy scooters around her. Land o' goshen, it's a small town so finally a couple of allies started to pitch in as the pallets of recalled product became taller than she is. "It was at one point recall by cascading bags," said Mrs Wife as the day's events were retraced.

So, is there a solution to recall being diminished by educating Chinese in the "end-use" of the product they are mass producing? I am afraid so: bring Chinese here, expose them to non-edible dog breeds; then return to factory and report. The only problem might be that they would want to stay here once they see their children grow into enormous heights, and play on professional teams. I am thinking volleyball, and basketball and of course rugby, they already know the illegal scrummage Wheel maneuver.

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