MooPig Brain Industries :: "Parody Contention and Cookies"

Could it be True?
Gathered by Pat Darnell  |  Mar 29, 2013  |  Bryan TX

... characteristics rewarded in our society, unfortunately.

Jon Ronson: WATCH: The Story Of A Man Who Faked Insanity: "My talk is based on my book, The Psychopath Test. It's in part about a man called Tony. He swears he faked madness to escape a prison sentence for GBH (grievous bodily harm) and is now stuck in a secure hospital because nobody will believe he's sane. It was the Scientologists -- brutally opposed to psychiatry -- who introduced me to Tony. It's also about the compelling theory that you are four times more likely to have a psychopath running your business than you are to have one as your underling."

'via Blog this'

" ... Bob seemed melancholy. It was as if the crash had made him introspective. He said, almost to himself, "I should never have done all my research in prisons. I should have spent my time inside the Stock Exchange as well."

I looked at Bob.

"Do you mean that?" I asked.

"I mean it," he said.

"But surely stock market psychopaths can't be as bad as serial killer psychopaths," I said.

"Serial killers ruin families," shrugged Bob. "Corporate and political and religious psychopaths ruin economies. They ruin societies."

This - Bob was saying - was the straightforward solution to the greatest mystery of all: why is the world so unfair? Why all that savage economic injustice, those brutal wars, the everyday corporate cruelty? The answer: psychopaths. That part of the brain that doesn't function right. You're standing on an escalator and you watch the people going past on the opposite escalator. If you could climb inside their brains you would see we aren't all the same. We aren't all good people just trying to do good. Some of us are psychopaths. And psychopaths are to blame for this brutal, misshapen society. They're the jagged rocks thrown into the still pond. (Jon Ronson) ... "

- An EXCERPT from The Psychopath Test.




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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/jon-ronson/psychopath-test-ted-talk_b_2973423.html?utm_hp_ref=daily-brief?utm_source=DailyBrief&utm_campaign=032913&utm_medium=email&utm_content=NewsEntry&utm_term=Daily%20Brief
http://www.jonronson.com/psycho.html

MooPig 12 Days of Doom Prep :: DAY ZERO "It's HERE ..."

I would Resign, but Then there would be no one to Blame!
by Pat Darnell  |  Dec 21, 2012  |  Bryan TX

MooPig Enterprise will be held over for another year. We, I, will continue the quest of the witless and half-baked. We, I, will lambaste the bombast. The younger generation keeps distancing itself from us, me. But, that will not dissuade us, me. We, I, will carry on in our pilfering, pirating, ways. We have resigned ourselves to this end.

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It's 4 AM and the "thing" is all but over. What ever that "thing" was, it attracted a tenth of the world's attention. I wonder how many people resigned last year because of the fruitlessness of it all, thinking it was ending anyway?

" ... I RESIGN: In June, Peter Doyle resigned from the European Department of the International Monetary Fund (IMF) in Washington, DC. "After twenty years of service," he wrote, "I am ashamed to have had any association with the Fund at all."
(June 12, 2012. Peter Doyle. http://cnnibusiness.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/doyle.pdf ) ... "

-- OR --

" ... In July, an employee of a Chinese auto parts maker submitted a resignation letter that went viral. His reason for quitting:

"The factory is small and the women are few. It's too difficult to land a girlfriend here."

In the space on the form for the boss to sign off, his supervisor wrote:

"Don't blame others when you don't have game. It's your own fault you can't get a girl."

Chinese journalists debated the resignation letter's authenticity. (Adam Taylor | Jul. 18, 2012. HERE)... "

-- AND, SADLY --

" ... In November, a New York Jets fan known as "Fireman Ed" resigned, returning to his full-time role as a New York City firefighter. In a letter to the public at large, he explained:

"The fact that I chose to wear a Mark Sanchez jersey this year and that fans think I am on the payroll -- which is an outright lie -- have made these confrontations [with other Jets fans] more frequent. Whether it's in the stands, the bathroom or the parking lot, these confrontations are happening on a consistent basis. Although I can 'hold my own,' I do not want to lose my temper and make a stupid mistake. I have a responsibility to the families and kids that enjoy the game and Fireman Ed."
In closing:

"I will always love the Jets because they are in my heart, and I will attend games as usual, just not as Fireman Ed." (Fireman Ed. November 25, 2012. HERE)... "






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http://cnnibusiness.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/doyle.pdf

http://www.metro.us/newyork/sports/article/1156831--guest-column-fireman-ed-steps-away-but-not-as-fan
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/joe-rodota/resignation-letters-2012_b_2331601.html?ir=
http://www.businessinsider.com/china-factory-resign-letter-girlfriend-2012-7

MooPig Cage Match #8 :: One for the Kids

by Pat Darnell   |  Oct 30, 2012  |  Bryan TX

MooPig can " ... exclusively report that the Russo family (Wizards) are going to be taking a family vacation to Hawaii on the S.S. Tipton and cross paths with Hannah Montana and the troublesome twins (Suite Life on Deck). ... " Will it result in a Cage Match???!!!

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Wizards of Waverly Place

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The Suite Life on Deck 

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 " ... Three years ago it was reported that these three blockbuster kids shows would gather under one roof.  (MON, 20 APRIL 2009) You heard right! Three of Disney Channel’s most popular shows — Hannah Montana, The Wizards Of Waverly Place and The Suite Life On Deck — are teaming up for one giant crossover episode. ... "

We're thinking CAGE MATCH ...!

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Read more: http://www.justjaredjr.com/tags/the-wizards-of-waverly-place/#ixzz2Al8Fv7ON

Kodachrome, Mrs Robinson...?

Retrieved by Pat Darnell  |  Feb 18, 2012  |  Bryan TX

[Photo LINK]


[A story by Pamela Norman]  ... "Just read this in another group and just couldn't resist......"

The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, 'Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon.'

Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. 'Good morning, Ma'am', he said, 'I've come to...'

'Oh, no need to explain,' Mrs.. Smith cut in, embarrassed, 'I've been expecting you.'

'Have you really?' said the photographer. 'Well, that's good. Did you know babies are my specialty?'

'Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat !.

After a moment she asked, blushing, 'Well, where do we start?'

'Leave everything to me.. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor is fun. You can really spread out there.'

'Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work out for Harry and me!'

'Well, Ma'am, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results.'

'My, that's a lot!', gasped Mrs. Smith.

'Ma'am, in my line of work a man has to take his time. I'd love to be In and out in five minutes, but I'm sure you'd be disappointed with that.'

'Don't I know it,' said Mrs. Smith quietly.

The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. 'This was done on the top of a bus,' he said.

'Oh, my God!' Mrs. Smith exclaimed, grasping at her throat.

'And these twins turned out exceptionally well - when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with..'

'She was difficult?' asked Mrs. Smith.

'Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to the park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep to get a good look'

'Four and five deep?' said Mrs. Smith, her eyes wide with amazement.

'Yes', the photographer replied. 'And for more than three hours, too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling - I could hardly concentrate, and when darkness approached I had to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just had to pack it all in.'

Mrs. Smith leaned forward. 'Do you mean they actually chewed on your, uh...equipment?'

'It's true, Ma'am, yes.. Well, if you're ready, I'll set-up my tripod and we can get to work right away..'
'Tripod?'

'Oh yes, Ma'am. I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big to be held in the hand very long.'

Mrs.. Smith fainted!

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And Now for Today's Pair-of-Dee's

Amanda Ole Sulul, Miss Tanzania, Dasa Zivkovic, Miss Montenegro; Karol Castillo, Miss Peru, Laura Dundovic, Miss Australia; Mariann Birkedal, Miss Norway, Diana Gabriela Barrasa, Miss Honduras, and Lynn Kelly, Miss Ireland, ... and others, this is a captivation parody.

Here's how we Spin the Delhi Commonwealth Games Story

MooPig Contention and Cookies of Parody, by Pat Darnell

The whole 9\11-terrorist-like planned attack on infrastructure is the work attributed to this implicated, half-insect, ... half-human creature who orchestrated the entire catastrophe. What should have been the Delhi Commonwealth Games is now a tragedy.

"I'm trying to remain eternally optimistic. But at some point we will reach the point of no return and that is when we will have to decide."

The sense of impending crisis was exacerbated when a section of the ceiling in the weightlifting arena fell down amid growing fears over rising flood waters near the athletes' village, which had already been condemned by team officials as "filthy" and "unfit for human occupation".

With the Games at risk of descending into farce, thousands of athletes from the major competing nations remained in the dark about whether or not they would be boarding a plane to compete.

When asked 'Why he did it?' Mahmoud Admadinejad said "I could sure use a shave." That is when most every top notch athlete and his delegates got up and walked out of the room...

The beleaguered Delhi chief minister, Sheila Dikshit, played down the problems and accused the media of damaging India's image. "Something may be dripping, some tile may collapse, doesn't mean the entire Games are bad," she told reporters. [LINK]

It is now known that the accident on Tuesday, in which 27 were injured when a bridge connecting the athletes' carpark to the main Jawaharlal Nehru Stadium collapsed, was caused when a metal pin worked loose detaching the main structure from its suspension cables.

Five workers remained in a critical condition, several with serious spinal injuries. Most of the injured were contracted labourers from poor rural areas. Campaigners say dozens of workers have been killed and hundreds injured in a succession of accidents at Games venues.

Insect-Man, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, might have said Friday 'the UN should investigate the "true reason" for the "bridge collapse" attacks' as he defended a speech which implicated the US government in the atrocity.


"I did not pass a judgement, I simply made proposals for a humane solution to the problems that have risen as a result of Rugby players who eat their dead," Ahmadinejad told a press conference. [LINK]

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NEXT on the SPIN List :: Colleen Long, The Associated Press | [SOURCE]

NEW YORK, N.Y. - Sudanese diplomats scuffled with security workers at the hotel where the Iran delegation is staying during the U.N. General Assembly's annual meeting, police said Friday.

BOOBQuake 2010

BoobQuake 2010
Respectfully retrieved by Pat Darnell HERE

file: Causes - Rally
Start Time: Monday, April 26, 2010 at 12:00am
End Time: Tuesday, April 27, 2010 at 12:00am
Location: Everywhere

From Jen at blaghag.com HERE

"Sedighi claims that not dressing modestly causes earthquakes. If so, we should be able to test this claim scientifically. You all remember the homeopathy overdose?

Time for a Boobqauke.

On Monday, April 26th, I will wear the most cleavage-showing shirt I own. Yes, the one usually reserved for a night on the town. I encourage other female skeptics to join me and embrace the supposed supernatural power of their breasts. Or short shorts, if that's your preferred form of immodesty. With the power of our scandalous bodies combined, we should surely produce an earthquake. If not, I'm sure Sedighi can come up with a rational explanation for why the ground didn't rumble. And if we really get through to him, maybe it'll be one involving plate tectonics."

You with me girls?

So, who's with me? I may be a D cup, but that will probably only produce a slight tremor on its own. If you'll be joining me on twitter, use the tag #boobquake! Or join the facebook event!

(Confused? Angry? Think my science is crap? Read a serious explanation of boobquake here)

Because I made a boob joke.

Since this is probably only going to get crazier in the next couple of days, I want to make a quick clarification. This post is going to be far shorter than it should be since I am a student and I'm trying to finish homework and such, but I wanted to at least acknowledge what people are saying.

I just want to apologize if this comes off as demeaning toward women. To be honest, it started as silly joke that I hurriedly fired off since I was about to miss the beginning of House. I never thought it would get the attention it did. If I would have known, I would have spent more time being careful about my wording.

That being said, I don't think the event is completely contrary to feminist ideals. I'm asking women to wear their most "immodest" outfit that they already would wear, but to coordinate it all on the same day for the sake of the experiment. Heck, just showing an ankle would be considered immodest by some people. I don't want to force people out of their comfort zones, because I believe women have the right to choose how they want to dress. Please don't pressure women to participate if they don't want to. If men ogle, that's the fault of the men, not me for dressing how I like. If I want to a show a little cleavage or joke about my boobs, that's my prerogative.

I also hate the ideal of "big boobs are always better!" The cleavage joke was just a result of me personally having cleavage, and that being my choice of immodesty. And I thought "boobquake" just sounded funny. Really, it's not supposed to be serious activism that is going to revolutionize women's rights, but just a bit of fun juvenile humor. I'm a firm believer that when someone says something so stupid and hateful, serious discourse isn't going to accomplish anything - sometimes light-hearted mockery is worthwhile.

Anyway, I'm not forcing anyone to agree with me. Maybe I am failing at Feminism 101, or maybe I'm just taking a different approach.

And to the scientists who are concerned with my methods - don't worry, I fully plan on doing some statistics after the event. I know many earthquakes happen on a daily basis, so we're looking to see if Boobquake significantly increases the number or severity of earthquakes. Or if an earthquake strikes West Lafayette, IN and only kills me, that may be good evidence of God's wrath as well (I'm not too concerned). And yes, I know I need a larger sample size to make this good science. Maybe I'll include Mardi gras in my calculations.

MooPig's Church of the Beach :: Easter Eve 2010

Church of the Beach
by Pat Darnell

Bryan TX 04.03.2010  |  Christian-like worship in the USA interests MooPig's Arts and Entertainment Department, or MooPig A-and-E. We present the Church of the Beach. Setting aside revenue, which you can help with; just send some dough on your paypal accounts, to review the great trials and tribulations of Faiths, and Methods of Faith, throughout our brave country.

We set our sights on Past and Future. With so much antiquity bearing down on recent modern society, MooPig feels conditional need to report on edifice of Sunday Worship for at least the next two years, until December 2012.

We take a leap, and think candid, first hand reportage while attending churches’ liturgies and performances serve s our effort. Can MooPig A-and-E keep an unbiased point of view? We feel this is conditional because it is not quantitative observance by survey of the subjective nature of Sunday Worship. But, yes MooPig is up for the challenges we present ourselves; and for others. Of course as always -- do feel free to jump in at any time with comments, or with your erectile dysfunction solicitations and homeopathic solutions.

It turns out; there are obvious limitations to pay attention to, though MooPig A-and-E Department still finds it too cool of a subject not to delve.


Therefore, we turn to “Burning Man” type stuff, and its counterpart, post-Modern multi-purpose, multi-use “Kit Churches’...” a couple of crucibles with stand-offish natures.

We are always committed when we start a new thing; and always uncover some revelations from our hospital beds. As often the case, our upstart, in-house discussions so far have invariably ended in fine strands of sifting Sand; like sand in an hour glass.

As many grains of sand there are on the beach, there are as many denominations. We will stick to main stream churches for method of liturgy for worship of Christ by congregating humans. We noticed right away that our History of Churches is actually History of Churches Splitting, and less about good will.

As you might have known, we advertise MooPig is enemy of bombast. However, it is revolutionary that we at MooPig A-and-E with unanimous aplomb decide that bombast does in fact have a place in our simulations of Church of the Beach formats. We have come to realize that bombast in its rawest form serves skeletal ambitions like War and Faith. So, bombast is our friend in this newest buonaventure, as ludicrous as that is.


In kindness to the works that have preceded us through centuries of art, and state of the art edifices, and storied walls for teaching its parishioners, we look at inner workings of Faith and Hope. To promote this we solicit the Works of the post-Latter Day Artist -- Gromhilldegard von Grull -- and his studio of students residing in Galveston, TX.

Celtic Blues artists -- Nomad Hoarders’ Four -- will be interviewed between their gigs to illuminate our understanding of the Churches of post-Modern Latter-than-Sooner Days. Unfortunately we suspect we will have very little control, as we mentioned, when we contact sources to answer our toughest questions.

For instance: “Is this a church that teaches Scripture of the Bible as it describes life and times of Jesus Christ with his message of Good News?”

Such a question we know would make us an outlaw at many Worship venues, and would not further our cause. If, for instance, we were to show up with such questions on a survey card exit poll, we would be ushered off the premises. We have already had that experience at several Orthodox Churches. We intend to be cunning in our approach.

We sincerely want to find nuance, not a brand, which constitutes Sunday Worship and its departure and coming together. We desire a clean spirit and sound mind survey which discovers wit and wisdom found in worship of deity.

However, this ambitious project could send us to Hell; and, for the love of God, that we do not want.


Next Month: Church of the Meadow

Catholic Case for Expunging all your Web Sites ... for good! No Matter What!

Soccer coach trying to take back child-porn guilty plea
March 15, 2010 7:22 PM  |  Retrieved by P Darnell  |  SOURCE
A Coal City soccer coach and paramedic described by his former attorney as a "community hero" is attempting to rescind his guilty plea on federal child pornography charges, in part because he wasn't wearing his glasses when he entered the plea.

Investigators were led to Timothy Scholtes after they found his name and login ID -- "boypleaser" -- on servers used by a child pornography Web site in 2008, according to the criminal complaint.

Authorities then found more than 100 illegal images on Scholtes' computer, records show. They also found a document he apparently wrote that describes sexually assaulting players on his team, records show.

In October, Scholtes pleaded guilty in federal court before Judge Robert Gettleman to two counts of receiving child pornography on his computer and one count of enticing a minor to engage in filmed sexual activity. He was not charged with sexually assaulting anyone.

Then Scholtes, who is being held in the Kankakee County jail, fired his attorney. His new attorney, Gerardo Gutierrez, compared the October plea hearing in a filing last week to the rushed final round of the television show "Jeopardy!"

Gutierrez acknowledged it will be "extremely difficult" for Scholtes to withdraw his plea but argues the judge failed to properly determine Scholtes understood the charges he faced before accepting it. Scholtes cannot read without his glasses and did not have them on the day he made his plea or when he met with prosecutors to discuss the case weeks before, Gutierrez said.

Scholtes also was charged in Grundy County last year with indecent solicitation after allegedly propositioning a boy on his soccer team who refused the advance. Grundy County State's Attorney Sheldon Sobol said the charge was dismissed pending the federal case's outcome.

Among the challenges Scholtes faces in rescinding his plea are his own words.

"There is times I've sat in my cell and wondered, 'Did I do this?'" Scholtes said at his plea hearing, according to an excerpted transcript included in last week's filing. "And I've just blocked it out and don't remember doing it. I don't know, sir. The only thing I can say is that I did it."

--Steve Schmadeke

Rags, Stones, and, Dust

:: RAGS

Dead or Alice .... it is a correlation made in Heaven

Just for the diversion effect ... iron thrust in your face and electrons pushed through ,,, microphonic Music is after all an activity played with blunt and pointed instruments and wattage -- make a visit to this website, blogger parody of "things" ...

HIPSTER RUNOFF

Hard Link :

http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2009/04/not-sure-if-this-drummer-is-dead-or-alive-via-altzombies.html

Were these the WMD's of folk lore? [W'eally Mind-frakked Dudes]

Or just forgedd'a 'bout d'it!!

:: STONES
Or Try this SITE get your reading catch-ups for Industry Trade and Barter and write your own eulogy ... 

Job market papers in international trade
January 5th, 2010

Hard Link:
http://www.tradediversion.net/

:: DUST

You know MooPig shares the stage with many others. Here is MOON, flick from 2009, that has this tag line: ... "The last place you'd ever expect to find yourself

ALERT: "Not New MOON ... just MOON !"

250,000 miles from home, the hardest thing to face...is yourself ..."

MOON -- Lunar Industries [I kid not] ... He3 is the dust we seek on the FarSide of the Moon ...MooPig says: "He-three, is Eat Up" ... lunacy has been factored in the harvesting and distribution of  "energy" of the future --

Lunar Industries has gained a complete control of Earths energy as well as Sam Bells existence. Earth is also at the mercy of Lunar Industries since they supply, thanks to Sam Bell most of the planets energy. The means to bring this energy back to the people is hardly Sam Bells at all. Marx says nature provides labor with the means of life in the sense that that labor cannot live without objects on which to operate. All the gathering of helium-3 is automated and Sam blasts off the resulting product back to Earth. None of this is actually done by his hands. Sam is basically in charge of network of semi-intelligent machines to collect the energy. This further alienates Sam from his labor. It is here that Sam becomes a servant of his object. These objects [are] the harvesters and his lunar base. (see more parlay HERE)

November 17, 2008
tags: Duncan Jones, Kevin Spacey, Moon, Sam Rockwell, Sci Fi, TBA 2009, Thriller
MooPig Movie Reviews
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ADVERTISeMENT :: What Me Worry?

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MooPig Announcements Segment :: 4:53 AM

MooPig himself is "Openly not Gay, and claims to be White Caucasian, Anglo Saxon, willing Protestant".... :: in response to newly-elected Houston Mayor Anise Parker asking for our combined support.

"It can take only two men to move a Big House...." :: this coming from natgeotv.com morning show "Impossible Moves."

This concludes MooPig Announcements Segment for today; we at MooPig hope you have a pleasant Friday.
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Moopig has Intellect. Does it have a Heart?

MooPig Wisdom as advertised is your One Stop Shop for Parody, Contention and Cookies. We receive 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, MooPigster heart breaking cries for help and traumatic pleas like the following  from Mario Ruopolo:

AAARghhh! ! ! ! Pasionaria, I could'a been your contender!

Moopig, one of your own has a screaming hole in the heart and needs a place to vent it. IS THIS THE PLACE?!

We are manly, yes. And intelligent to beat the band, goes without saying. Politically astute !? What a perfect world if they would listen to what we have to say.

But here today I blog-challenge us to tread carefully but courageously into the "heart-land". Love requited but forbidden is my beef.

I can not see my sweetheart, but I can Moopig her to the universe and let go of the angst. You space aliens listening in! and I know you are studying Moopig in preparation for your imminent invasion (boy are you in for a surprise...) You aliens, please capture my scream and project it to the outer reaches of the dada-sphere so that every star knows about the black hole of lost love on planet 3 of star system 138, sector 9 of the Uppity Realm of the Andromeda Riviera.

"Oh-h-h, I rememba' sail cloth.
Masted, trimmed, taut:
To gather gusting winds for friends, their lives and loves lost.........*
misquoted but serving the purpose from PHD circa 1982.
Changes justified by Mario Ruopplo (Il Postino)" the poesia is not for those who wrote it, but for those for whom it serves a purpose."

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Dear M Ruoppolo:
As soon as we learned to spell your name correctly, we are replying to your letter:

You are on the right track to conspicuous self-degradation. That is the first stage of dealing with angst of "high maintenance of liking everything nice, and tastefully decorous, and frugally sartorial with your self; while surviving with sufficient money, job, car, everything going for her and him [you] including looks.

It is a common self-evaluation of circumstances, leading to self vituperating.

Second stages are generally physical, about hypertension, hardening heart, and stiffening neck. Call us back when you reach second stage; it is important to control this stage so that you do not have a physical change so drastic that no one from your past recognizes you.

But then again that too has its advantages. We are prescribing at this time Pumpkin Spice Toll House Cookies for you and your achy-braky Heart.

Sincerely, yours,
MooPig "Parody, Contention, and Cookies" Staff