Our Michigan Correspondent, Compostholestoy, who was supposed to be covering the Pennsylvania Primaries -- must've fallen off the Amish wagon -- has filed this report. We believe in using lengthy metaphor to spread the daily snoop, and therefore we await the final report with baited breath. Go ahead C:Very Important Information......................
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't. As Ben Franklin said "In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria." In a number of very carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E.coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
Samantha for President, 2035------------------}
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering
and/or fermenting. Remember:
Water = Poop
Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I'm doing it as a public service. compostholestoy/Zeeland, MI
C: We were hoping you had a correlation to Hillary's pounding down the shots and getting stupid with the pissed off white guys....Seems we lost our embedded connection with Compostholestoy. So the story rests there... but don't be discouraged readers, we never let you down!
{----"I am just too pooped to doop," squealed Hillary
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/politics/2008/04/13/vo.hillary.takes.shot.cnn
and --
http://michellemalkin.com/
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