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Wednesday, April 30, 2008

It Just Keeps on Writing Itself...

MooPig stumbles into many arroyo's in its quest for grazes. Today's stumble is a dooozy. If we could have do-overs, would we have been more keen with our music lessons, and FYOGLS? Fake Your Own Gay Life Style, to become a Sir and a gaybillionzaire with a canoodle here and a cooodle there?

Good questions, few answers. Well this blogger, Wykskida, is on top of a little known fact: ELTON JOHN IS HILLARY'S REVEREND WRIGHT !!!

"Seriously, I realize that Sir Elton isn’t Hillary’s spiritual advisor, and that he didn’t marry Hil & Bill (though as a legally married gay he may just try to. It is a slippery slope …) but are the anti-religious rantings of one candidates’ $2500/head fundraiser any worse than the anti-American ravings of another one’s pastor?" (Ben Wyskida is a writer, activist, conscientious hedonist and political communications strategist living in Brooklyn.)
"I kind of hate Elton John, mostly because whenever someone important dies (Ryan White, Princess Diana) he just replaces Norma Jean with their name in Candle in the Wind instead of writing something new and then sings it at the funeral and I think that’s tacky.

"But today the evidence is mounting that Elton John may be something worse than tacky: He may just emerge as Hillary Clinton’s Reverend Wright, an anti-Christian 9-11 denier bringing down her depressing, optimism-crushing insurgent campaign on the eve of Pennsylvania’s primary.

"John is doing a fundraiser for Clinton next month. And slowly, America is asking tough questions: Does John, seen here canoodling with a certain 9-11 denying freedom French actress after the oscars, believe that 9-11 was a hoax, or for that matter that man never walked on the moon?

[Actress Marion Cotillard sparked a political row yesterday after accusing America of fabricating the 9/11 attacks.] (PETER ALLEN -3/Mar)

"Does Hillary agree that we should ban all organized religions, and concur with Elton’s assessment that organized religion (that’s you, Unitarians!) caused the attacks?

"Sir Elton John has said he would like to see all organised religion banned and accused it of trying to "turn hatred towards gay people".
Organised religion lacked compassion and turned people into "hateful lemmings", he told the Observer. But the musician said he loved the idea of the teachings of Jesus Christ and the beautiful stories about it which he had learned at Sunday school. And he said there were many gays he knew who loved their religion.
"Will she reject? Will she denounce? "Will she reject AND denounce? Or will she ignore and tolerate his bloodlust for freedom and sway awkwardly to Crocodile Rock, then join him onstage for a primary-pandering extraordinary rendition of Philadelphia Freedom ?In a PERSONAL email to me (It said “Dear Ben…”) Elton said that “there is nothing I like better than throwing a party for a good friend.” "Uhm, except, perhaps, denying 9-11, hating on r....

[...] see the rest here: Hillary's Reverend Wright ?

If Elton John is a Gay, doesn't that make him an incompetent Sir? We'll just have to wait it out.


Pribek said...

I actually went to an Elton John show where he wore the duck suit. It was at one of the VP fairs in St. Loo and there were hundreds of thousands of people there.
Over the years, Elton has said and done some pretty goofy things but, none of it affects my fond opinion of him and, it's because of the duck suit.
Anybody who has what it takes to walk on stage, in front of that many people, in the duck suit, isn't taking himself too seriously like the majority of big league performers do. Not only that, it is evidence that Reg is very aware of the baggy pants, vaudeville tradition and is deeply committed to SHOWBIZ! And, the world can always use more genuine SHOWBIZ!
So, sir Elton, I lift a seltzer bottle in your honor for, at the end of the day, the politics don't matter. What's really important in this world is the SHOWBIZ!

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MooPig_Wisdom said...

Yes, me too, I have had an Elton Jones since my summer romance with Louise Bayless. Divine and over by September, she was a rich girl on her way to Radcliffe, me just a carpenter. Somehow the working man Elton in army fatigues on stage that July at the Houston Coliseum was perfect for our time. Singing his heart out, like an Irish pub player on fight night.
Thanks guys, all is good, and I know when I suck...

MooPig_Wisdom said...

J, can this really do it? I have a reclusive neighbor living way out in the country, who has been perfecting all this... I am going to meet with her tomorrow. I will show her this one.

"She always asks me, do you want to make money with the internet, or not?" I will report back...

Thanks for the heads-up. I like the looks of it, btw. Pat and Friends

d2r2 said...

Since the three branches of government have become the military, corporations and Hollywood, I tend to lean toward Pribek about the SHOWBIZ side of Sir Elephant. However, since I have become the chameleon, Moo_pig has a point about the pinko Commie fag, also.

My non-partisan take used to be about the music, it is music, therefore it rocks and rolls and transcends...One, rock and roll Nation under God, Indivisible, with Liberty and "three cord progression" for all of them Supremes and Justices, too.

But, the guy has played the skin flute too long for me. Thumbs down.
Kvacck, kvacck, if we don't watch Putin, he'll blindside us.

That's a big 10-4, Rubber Duck.
I'm out, pulling into th "76" Truckstop for some poontang and scrambled eggs.

Pribek said...

poontang and scrambled eggs.

heh heh...

that may be the title of a record right there
a band name maybe

Ladies and Gentleman....


MooPig_Wisdom said...


Or the nickname of a UFC Champ,

Bruce Buffer: "From the Ukraine, in the blue corner, with a record of 9 wins, no losses and 2 deaths --

Leonid "Poontang and Scrambled Egggs" Kerbowskowicksakis

[with a skillet logo on his drawers]

yak yak yak

Pribek said...

Coming soon to a theater near you "Poontang and Scrambled Eggs" The Movie

d2r2 said...

Ok,Ok calm down, you both know I plagiarized a Kurt Vonnegut book.

Please massa, just don't throw me in the brar' patch with Leonid.

Pribek said...


MooPig_Wisdom said...

I just searched fourteen data bases and found no referral to prove or disprove juxtaposition of "Poontang and scrambled eggs." and leastwise by K Vonnegut.

I suggest further disclosure needed.
Other-wise this one is a DPDAssoc original inversion: and best describes food at some truck stops --

The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language: Fourth Edition. 2000.


NOUN: 1. Vulgar Slang Sexual intercourse with a woman. 2. Offensive Slang Used as a disparaging term for a woman.

ETYMOLOGY: Perhaps from French putain, prostitute, from Old French, from pute, feminine of put, foul, stinking, from Latin ptidus, from ptre, to be rotten, stink. See p- in Appendix I.


SYLLABICATION: scram·bled eggs

PLURAL NOUN: 1. Eggs with the yolks and whites beaten together and cooked to a firm but soft consistency.
2. Slang The gold braid worn on the bill of the cap of a field-grade officer in the armed services.

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