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Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Next Three Words: "We ain't kidding..."

At this point in Blog-diddling, I really should concentrate on MooPig's Core Competency; I fear the worst, though, that it may be rotten to the corps.

That reminds me of a joke, about someone's sister, that I will spare the reader from, but in a distant rumble of thunder I hear the return of the Comanches. Yes, the gulf coast salt grass wandering, murdering, cannibals, Comanches. That still is not how this entry should begin.

Rather sad too, MooPig has lost its turn to shine due to some monkeys. As it linked and touted dreaded reads on some other's waffling blogs, only to look up and find it is 11:30 AM already.

Look at it this way! "That is the pattern of wonder lust that is waking up America; I say it is the thing that is possibly going to wake up dissed America!"

Americans, when you gonna wake Up! [Dylan]? It turns out Americans are dismally uninformed. Without some form of happenstance media form, free enterprise news, street-o-philes, America will turn into a fascist wafer. Many have posted their last nerve in the blogosphere on the subject, but still not enough. Ten Million have sacrificed their Carpals, just so hundreds of millions can get informed!

Blogoshpere! This is the planet that needs seeding. This is the firmament in need of watering. Get out of the plate and onto the fork. Dare to be eaten up.... I know what you might be thinking.

Eh!! Another blogger doop!

And? Yeah, I'm MooPig, and I'm Eat-up with a lot of dumb-asses, but if you do not get a perspective on socialistic organized media, you are not even edible. Prepare to be cannibalized, America. Your federal dollars just paid the bill for Saudis to hire our president for eight years as a hit man.

Challenge: The next three words out of your mouth is the title of your new FREE Blog.

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