$5... foot long... Has this guy finally lost it? In his best impersonation of Jethro Bodine, Cowell seems to be making a homosexual secret hand signal to the contestant pictured below who just finished his ukulele rendition of Over the Rainbow...
"Shit Simon, wait at least until you are in the mens' room, sitting next to the object of your infatuation," Paula Abdul might have said to Simon.
--meanwhile--
'Idol' Wins Simon Over
Cowell Calls One Finalist 'Fantastic,' a finalist who might have said; "I think it means I will meet you at SubWay's, for a footlong."
"I could've been teen Idol.. might have said now 70-ish Max Baer [Jethro Bodine] from his bed doing his best impersonation of Burt Reynolds."Once Baer hits his jackpot in the casinos, he wants to strike gold in supermarkets with bakery goods, such as Elly May's Buns, Granny's Lye Soap and perhaps Jethro's sausage.
"Tapping into the hillbillies name might make plenty of business sense now, but it has been a long time coming for Baer, who retired from the movie and television business in 1979...
"He said it never occurred to him to try to obtain the rights to the TV show from CBS until a decade later. Instead, he spent years after the show ended trying to shed the sticky Jethro persona that resonated with America and doomed his acting career... " (look here for AP story: http://www.reviewjournal.com/lvrj_home/2002/Nov-25-Mon-2002/news/# )
And Burt Reynolds bailed on us for this rebuttal interview, that would have been done here at the Burt Reynolds Park Plantings... http://www.visitusa.com/florida/photos/burtreynolds-park.htm
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