Nello and Orso weigh in on Penguins: UPDATE !!

From high in the Appenine Mts. Nello and Orso would like to suggest that penguins are neither fowl nor fish, but only very well-dressed pigs trying to make it in the big city. It seems to be working for them since no one has ever heard of penguin-prosciutto. Donald Trumpt is actually a penguin (pssst - I mean "pig" !! See it's working for them)
Nello and Orso, Up in der

Fresh Penguin Meat---;
Horror of Reality if anyone were to really Think about it !!!!!
So, who is this? The Golden Compost? Son of Fleece?
What you thinking..? ...that you gonna start international business with Texas, and ... where you from... Puglia...? There's lots of paper to fill out, you know.

All right, but you can't blow the sheep brains out of their skulls with compressed air.

Lookin' forward to doing some bidness... funny or otherwise. Yeah, Donald Trumpt is a quacker, male chavez-ness piglet, in a tuxedo.

Concerning your concerns about Penguin-prosciutto: I refer you to this blogger: Horror show face-off

Popeye, 6/27/07

So it’s been seven months and two plotlines since I’ve deigned to comment on Popeye’s spinach- and/or mescaline-fueled antics. If you’re not following along at home, I’m not going to give you any context for this, because it’s just all the more delightful as a surreal and horrifying standalone vignette. Olive Oyl laughing so hard that her jaw nearly unhinges as she presses the barrel of the gun to her temple, her breast-sporting doppelgänger laughingly urging her to blow her brains out as she slams her bracelets together with a hearty CLANK!, Wimpy ignoring the horrifying drama to demand more food — WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT IN A COMIC? In three panels, Popeye has managed to be more unsettling that the last 18 months of Zippy the Pinhead.

MooPig will gladly pay you Thursday for a Penguin-prosciutto gyro on Tuesday. Those are our Terms.

Also, We very much hope you will not be trying to cross breed too many bird-foul-human-mammals:

By The Way, btw, Rocky, the 7-foot, 700-pound grizzly bear that wrestled with Will Ferrell in Semi Pro, killed his trainer Tuesday, ABC News and the AP report. Stephan Miller, 39, was bitten on the neck while working with Rocky alongside two other trainers in Los Angeles and died before help arrived... [click here for the blogger story, and tubeyou] Rocky, the bear from 'Semi Pro,' kills trainer

Thanks, Compostholestoy, for opening all these doors:
We look forward to some prototype Orso Burgers soon from you via Ostrich-mail. The contract is in the mail.
Sincerely, MooPig da' furst

ps. Penguins could be the Sunday roast of choice if a plan to use the world penguin surplus goes ahead, Goliath Food Chiefs announced yesterday. Penguins, long considered to be inedible by even the most hardiest of sailors, have recently been discovered to taste a lot like veal, if cooked for long enough. [looks like chicken, tastes like veal]