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Friday, April 25, 2008

UPDATED: MooPig Gets FAced: Look Ponce SkwayzeWalker, der furst




Patrick is... Luke Skywalker
Total ponce...
[sound gay fag poser faggot chav chavs cunt indie loser nonce paedophile pansy pimp poof pussy queer skinny jeans wuss ...]
.... and jobs-worth do-gooder. He's not all annoying though, somehow he manages to rescue a bit of cool by being pretty damn hard in a bit of a wimpy way.
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Yes, it is official. Patrick aka MooPig took a test on faceBook, challenged by his errant mid-twentyish aged children...

"I always suspected this about myself. Is it a syndrome I should be worried about?" comments Patrick.

Well, we ask you the reader to make a judgment. Go ahead -- its roasting the big Pig day!!
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PONCE: urban(e) dictionary : "Hey at least I'm not a HomoPhobe!!!!"

1. An individual who attempts to fake having intelligence, class, or culture.

I knew he was a bit of a ponce, but what's with the monocle?

2. Widely used to reffer to a poser,camp or soft looking person- the type of person who looks like they would get beaten up by a girl

"Jimmy cried during titanic-hes such a ponce"
"Pato i cant believe your wearing make up,you ponce!"

3. a person who hangs around other poeple scoialy and never pays his way ie gets people to buy him drinks food etc but never returns the favour.

thats the 5th pint ive bought that cunt Dave hes such a ponce.

4.
a pedantic idiot

you ponce!

5. A fuckin private school boy goin to an all boy school, usually a border, who thinks hes so top shit and never takes of his boater (fancy straw hat thing) and always wears his tie and blazer and top button done up even when its like 40degrees C. Strutts around as if the fuckin class system was still in place and refers to others of lower financial standing as 'plebs' or 'peasants'. Usually lives in some fancy-pants suburb like valcluse or mosman and goes to riverveiw, shore or cranbrook. Should all be killed with a sharp stick.

"Dude dyou see that Cranbrook boy?...hes such a ponce...i mean for gods sakes its saturday, he could at least take of his boater!!"

6. v. ~ to abstain from work while creating the illusion of working in order to avoid reprimand; similar to the expression "leaning on his shovel"; ponce, ponced, poncing

"Since I don't want my supervisor to give me more work, I'm going to ponce by shuffling papers on my desk everytime I hear him coming down the hall."

7. Famous Ponces --

7 comments:

Pribek said...

You know.....in a way this site is like Swank Magazine, it's the insightful and educational articles that bring me to the table but, from time to time, I take a glance at the pictures too.

Looking sharp there PD

MooPig said...

That is interesting Pribek I visit Pribek.net solely for the pictures.

Pribek said...

"every picture tells a story doughnut?"

MooPig said...

We all bite; what does that mean -- "story doughnut?"

Pribek said...

Don't you remember that Rod Stewart song-Every picture tells a story doughnut?

Anonymous said...

*ba-dup CRASH*

MooPig said...

...hey we've been visited by a percussionist!

You know we are all proud of you Pribek... even if every action in your mind is represented in the lyrics of music, doesn't stop there, there is even back links to instrumentals, falling trippingly off the ceiling of the e-Winnebago.

BTW, that Chip MUNK follows me around all over the place.

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