Patrick is... Luke SkywalkerTotal ponce...
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Yes, it is official. Patrick aka MooPig took a test on faceBook, challenged by his errant mid-twentyish aged children...
"I always suspected this about myself. Is it a syndrome I should be worried about?" comments Patrick.
Well, we ask you the reader to make a judgment. Go ahead -- its roasting the big Pig day!!
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PONCE: urban(e) dictionary : "Hey at least I'm not a HomoPhobe!!!!"
1. An individual who attempts to fake having intelligence, class, or culture.
I knew he was a bit of a ponce, but what's with the monocle?
2. Widely used to reffer to a poser,camp or soft looking person- the type of person who looks like they would get beaten up by a girl"Jimmy cried during titanic-hes such a ponce"
"Pato i cant believe your wearing make up,you ponce!"
3. a person who hangs around other poeple scoialy and never pays his way ie gets people to buy him drinks food etc but never returns the favour.
thats the 5th pint ive bought that cunt Dave hes such a ponce.4. a pedantic idiot
you ponce!
5. A fuckin private school boy goin to an all boy school, usually a border, who thinks hes so top shit and never takes of his boater (fancy straw hat thing) and always wears his tie and blazer and top button done up even when its like 40degrees C. Strutts around as if the fuckin class system was still in place and refers to others of lower financial standing as 'plebs' or 'peasants'. Usually lives in some fancy-pants suburb like valcluse or mosman and goes to riverveiw, shore or cranbrook. Should all be killed with a sharp stick.
"Dude dyou see that Cranbrook boy?...hes such a ponce...i mean for gods sakes its saturday, he could at least take of his boater!!"
6. v. ~ to abstain from work while creating the illusion of working in order to avoid reprimand; similar to the expression "leaning on his shovel"; ponce, ponced, poncing
"Since I don't want my supervisor to give me more work, I'm going to ponce by shuffling papers on my desk everytime I hear him coming down the hall."
7. Famous Ponces --
- Alberto Ponce (1935—), French classical guitarist
- Camilo Ponce (1912–1976), President of Ecuador 1956–1960
- Carlos Ponce (1972—), Puerto Rican actor, singer, and composer
- Daniel Ponce de León (1980—), Mexican professional boxer
- Edgar Ponce (1977–2005), Mexican actor and dancer
- Ernesto Zedillo Ponce de León (1951—), President of Mexico 1994–2000
- Juan Federico Ponce Vaides (1889–1956), Guatemalan politician, acting president 1944
- Juan Ponce de León (1460–1521), Spanish explorer and conquistador of the New World
- Juan Ponce de León II (16th c.), first Puerto Rican to assume the temporary governorship of Puerto Rico
- Mateo de la Mata Ponce de León ([?]–1720), Spanish colonial officer, interim viceroy of Peru 1716
- Pedro Ponce de León (1520–1584), Spanish Benedictine monk, established a school for the deaf
- Sergio Amaury Ponce (1981—), Mexican football player
- Waldo Ponce (1982—), Chilean football player
7 comments:
You know.....in a way this site is like Swank Magazine, it's the insightful and educational articles that bring me to the table but, from time to time, I take a glance at the pictures too.
Looking sharp there PD
That is interesting Pribek I visit Pribek.net solely for the pictures.
"every picture tells a story doughnut?"
We all bite; what does that mean -- "story doughnut?"
Don't you remember that Rod Stewart song-Every picture tells a story doughnut?
*ba-dup CRASH*
...hey we've been visited by a percussionist!
You know we are all proud of you Pribek... even if every action in your mind is represented in the lyrics of music, doesn't stop there, there is even back links to instrumentals, falling trippingly off the ceiling of the e-Winnebago.
BTW, that Chip MUNK follows me around all over the place.
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