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Sunday, July 20, 2008

Capotosto's Stew Fried Business Recipe

Question: How to Present 7 business plans a week

You want that business plan stew fried?

Set-up ( a real situation somewhere in America….)

A local coffee shop wants ME as their buyer of choice as they have decided to sell. The employees told them to sell it to me only. $ 285K for the cafe and a gutted upstairs penthouse overlooking Main street in Zeeland. Sales of $ 212K last year, up from $ 139K the previous year. Last year they broke even for the 1st time since starting 3 years ago.

Essay Question #1- Risk Management Code Deciphering : Value – 0 points

"What did Lee Trevino risk when he played 3 guys for $20 a hole, although he only had $5 in his pocket at the time?"

Essay Question #2 - Out of the Theory and into the Risking Pan : Value – 0 points

"Would you have loaned him the money if he'd have asked you?"

Essay Question #3 - VAR success vs Eternal Salvation : Value – 0 points

Are successful contemporary CFO's really closet Gambling Addicts with a screwed-up hierarchy of values??

Final Essay Question : Where is the pea? Value – 0 points

Why, oh why is it that a flaming CFO can earn $ 20 bil. one day, lose $ 19 bil. the next day and garner attention and sympathy, women and TV appearances ( note, he still has $ 1bil.) while the average schmo like you and I will never see $ 100,000 in one place even once in our entire lives?

  • No points are possible
  • No matter how good your answers are.
  • No one will ever give you any credit
  • You have to take it for yourself.

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