Reluctant Authority Figure

First in a series of Reports on Leaders in Leadership positions Leading the Free World,
by Pat Darnell


And now presenting a quick lesson in diminishing leadership due in part to birth orders. First born Boomers have retired and gone the way of Elvis. Second borns are now the leadership pools citizens must fish. Who are second borns? The ones who left Europe for the New World because the first borns inherited all the family material wealth according to the attrition system in force. It became boring to be a second born; nothing much to do.

Second borns then went west to settle into a life of unbound freedom. Why west? well everyone goes west when they are wandering. Texans go to California, Brits go to USA...

Regardless, this is when second borns found out how much more fun it is to be indians, and not always leaders. As indians they have had great lives with none of liabilities given to maintaining a status quo. First bor[o]ns on the other hand have had burdensome service in their firstborn stature and have had sufferable titles as Royal Namby-pamby's; Peter Peter Pumpkin Eator,,, etc. and other back-stabbing villainous terms placed on them.

So great is the tradition in fact that First Borns may have in fact become regarded as bombastic landlords and first line of idle status pushers in a world wanting change. Welcome to what MooPig loosely refers to as the:

AGE of the Reluctant Authority Figures, by Pat Darnell

That is just about as fast an explanation as this magazine can offer... but it is up to the voting public to give it some consideration this year of all years. In the USA, we have just seen the last of the First-born Candidates in Bill Clinton, Al Gore, then Dubya, and many more. We are moving into a realm of uninterrupted development. It is an era of everyone is an Indian, and nowhere is a leader.

Utopia, one would say? No, more like a social system of coddled and leavened... morning fog, and hot tea... hidden agenda and an SUV. Hiding in the shadow of the first sibling who got beat up the most and had to prostitute self to stay alive... is now the Cowering Second, Third, Fourth daughter and son. We are down to the end of the Babbling Boomers !! Those born in from 1954 to1964 could be considered the last subset of pigs being digested by the python. The world is down to the Hobbits.

For Christ's Sake -- Teddy Kennedy is vacationing like a Kennedy and driving his yacht for the last time!!! I think he is the fourth born son of that group of vacationing masters.


So if 1964'ers is the last of the group known as the Boomers, lord willing it will all be over in eight to ten years. This is the time of transition from all this Babbly Boomer stuff and puff, to what ever the next thing is.

HEY! Maybe we could hold a contest: Name that Next Thingy!!

Remember always do drop in to MooPig for the most up to the minute, objective reportage of the known facts according to whomever is at the keyboard when the story comes in. Oh yeah, I misspell stuff on purpose.

After all, when all that Babby Boomer poop from the other end of the digestion system of Pythons' settles it is just another layer of the human stain on an otherwise *brilliant spaceship designed/built by the first, first born ever.

*This said in support of Green Shat Industies, PETA, the Troops... and any other supportable thing here to keep us off the"mitt list" of undesirables.