"What, Me Worry"

MooPig Bureau Chiefs and Staff wish to thank its readership for having the gumption to stay on this page an average of 4.7 minutes, and to visit at least once every six months. It proves an old adage, "Here is the knitting needles; you still have to knit."

So much so, now we offer a newly recognized correlative that is very dear to many Editor's hearts; not just because we are scared little pig hearts at MooPig. Coming Soon; Look out for:

MooPig Brings you Poetry and the Mixed Martial Arts UFC Style

• Size them up
• Lull them into a trance
• Tackle
• Blow them away (ibid)
  

That's the Rules: If there is one thing MooPig has captured in its wonderful patrons,' it is their generous pathos, their onerous regard for bombast and sometime need for some good satire.

Admittedly these are the last century worries of Bill Gaines and the editor pool at MAD ind Magazine, handed down to the Pig and Cow.

Besides: It is certainty by now that there are more people in the blogoshpere today than there are in Beaver, Oklahoma, cow chip throwing capital of the world.

We will fight for the continuing support of Mr Gaines and his message to society, and the audience that he so gainly assured, "What, Me Worry" even if he did.