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Sunday, July 27, 2008

MooPig's Music Depreciation Chart... latest in Quantifying Subjective Science Industries

Discussion of Pop "Music" and the Maturing Organism being Cloned Piteously into Replicate Fade

We enter the conversation in mid-stream where the bombastic glam rock Guns and Roses group of last century is being discussed. MooPig took a front position with a more severe bombastic stance to guild out guile and ferver of commentators: Read the Post HERE --

MooPig's Pat Darnell...But, but but…. wait a minnit in New York!! or versa vica:

I just came from Sans’ page on the tuning issues… and some other intonation issues… it must be that time of the month. 1-3-5, and concert C, b flat on the B flat clarinet.. …and the subject page at Pribek’s, well forget about it in my universe.

Now, reproduction tech has a flaw: replicate fade — more copies will result in loss of integrity.

I have a had a rough ride through my personal experiences with recorded music history.

Let me explain — Inheriting from my mother… I was born with perfect pitch, but cannot sing perfect pitch.. you know the type, I got half my Mother’s skills and twice as much as you. As I listened to vinyl and then tape then eight track, then cassette in my car, at home… … then I try to tune my guitar to what I am supposing is actual!! Not so. I tuned to exactly the frequencies of the turntable Hifi, etc. It was not to my or my mom’s pleasure. I remained stubbornly self oppressed about it, for a long time.

Wow, I decided some where in time that I am a loser, and will never be able to tune a guitar. I went around grimacing every time I heard Sinatra records, “Man he sings flat!” A lot of people wanted me dead for that.

You see those tapes had a flaw… they were a half step flat. So when I showed up at fellowship with a flat tuned ax, all the people looked at me like I was the last puppy at the pound; respectful but piteous.

When did I discover this? When I heard my first CD. Guess what, Suite Judy Blue Eyes was for the first time ever on pitch to my bloody brain, and I weeped.

How old was I at that time.. about thirty something. I am supposing that digital maintains integrity of tone better than all the other reproduction types.

Now, in the YT subject, everything in the whole presentation is a hodge podge of flatness. Even the drums sound like they’re pushed through the community pool.

I suspect something is amiss with the reproduction. Otherwise I would say the group here has provided a rendition that is worse than its original by GnR. I give this rendition a 1.5 or so… no grievances, just a little sad.

My scale of music appreciation low to high:
1 Grimace
2 Nervous
3 Eyes shut, nasal cavity resonating
4 BTU at normal respiration of 3.14 btu per hour
5 Sporadic Yawning
6 Tingling Sensations from head to foot on one side
7 Tingling “Ditto” on both sides
8 Full frontal body resonating
9 Entire body experiencing to point of dancing in the aisles
10 Converging arts in cranium resulting in visions and edifications

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Author: MG Comment:
I like this version, Ovidiu. I thought that flat note might be just that acsending "harmony/root-third thing" he was getting into at that point.? Oh well. Uhhmm...I don't get that Pat Darnell thing-wtf!?
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Full frontal body resonating”? That sounds a bit disturbing… (Dr J)

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A lot of folks play half a step down, if you think about it. Actually while in GnR, Slash did the same and here I guess he had no reason to change it. Plus that is easier for the singer and has a lower tension in strings, which gives a nice sound to the guitar, if you listen to his guitar sound, I think the low tension in the string due to that half step down tune is also responsible for this.

@Dr J: looking closely, indeed, Slash takes a F instead of a F# in D, you would have said that after all those years such mistakes are not easy to make, buy hey, we are all human, I guess nobody could say never played a flat note, right? I know it happened to me :-(

The interesting part is that he didn’t seem bothered by this and let this recording when I guess he could have taken another one.
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It’s like this MG, I’m making a statement about quality :
:this is and example of Ax’s only mentioned musical influence: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1c196_new-gospel-family_music

:notice any similarities in the soloists and Axl?? Just screw down GnR stuff and there it is.

The performers today, who have no musical talent like GnR, play a half step flat because they grew up copying tapes that are always technically inferior repro’s. Dupes, Duds, and 2% is the game now. I am only judging the performances and the growling going on now is like an amphibian drowning in a vat of alcohol.

And I fully understand that most patrons are tone deaf… but

Screaming and caterwauling is now a trend. My youngsters play the most awful sounding stuff and I ask them is that nice?

That wtf means? why the flats?

Ovidiu is right, the song Patience is absolutely beautiful, and I love its possibility but the out take here and with the original GNr is akin to a Buck Owens performance, the flattest in the West, God forgive them.

Please look at the flatness factor as a high priority. The rhythm guitar seems off on two strings, tambourine is off on some tempo…

This argument of mine comes from a long time love/hate relationship with Rock, and these guys are eat up bad. Usually a flat or sharp in a band situation is a “look at me” tactic, “I’m the solo act all the others are just clowns.”

I am suggesting the flat fault theory is a de-evolutionary quirk, that most quality experts in other industries would stop the production lines.. no?

Do you drive a Honda with flat tires?

(pd/ 24 - 27 July 2008 wtf)

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