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Monday, October 13, 2008

WEEP d' VEEP -- MooPig's Matching Captions Game

The process a candidate for president goes through to choose a running mate. It's a portmanteau word combining the colloquial pronunciation of VP as "veep" and sweepstakes.

VEEPSTAKES

The winner of the veepstakes is awarded the honor of being trashed in the media for the next 5 months.

A: Who should Obama pick for VP?
B: I sure hope Brian Schweitzer wins the veepstakes!

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MooPig's Matching Captions Game:

In 230 plus years of US history of Presidents all possible persona's available for t
he second position Vice President have been exploited. Is our choice now based in this empirical knowledge of types? Let's see.

MooPig will now ask the top question pursed on its lips to those pundits, analysts, commenter's,
and anchor men and women -- MooPig: To you who always asks the same tired lame question to VP Candidates -- since you keep asking the VEEP candidates if they are ready to take over the Presidency -- Do you all therefore have implicit knowledge of the future demise of the President elect?

[Dark empty halls, studios and info-highway deserted.... *cursor blink blink* tumbleweeds]

Okay, One more time with that question:
Culmination of Vice President Persona's has come full circle: Top Question from MooPig --"To those who ask is he/she ready to take over as President -- are you suggesting there is a contract out on the head of the President elect? In short do you have information leading to that revelation? And are you willing to divulge your information? Are you a murderer/murderess?

Okay, so I have asked the question, so let the picture essay begin....!! You can try to
match the picture with persona description captions, if you wish....


a. Getting out the Vote
on Election Day is always a pisser


b. He was just sitting at the bar,
w..wwhen he pulled out a shotgun,
and I had to hit the floor -- like this !!

c. You guys are both taller than me.

d. This lamp cost me only $5000...
but this fetish cost me less


e. Cheney Family Protrait

f. Outdoor Life Network Presents:
"I wanna get me a Wabbit..."



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[Up]

2. [Down]
g. Errr... He .. He..
Pardon my elbows;

How t'ya do? Heh.


h. Meetings with Aliens...
and Extraterrestrials


i. Patience is a virtue;
possess it if you can.
I can't.. too impatient

3.




j.
I sing everything in G


k. Honey, I left the meatloaf in the oven cooking...!

l. It's time for your Meds, Gentlemen...

m. (singing) 'Homo's on the range; where the dear and fishwives all play...'

n. Batting a thousand

o. God, please don't let me trip...

p. Credentials? I got your credentials right here !!


4.


Q. This is the painting
I commissioned when
Mr Rogers died...
it only cost $5 million,
on the front books.




r. ...the next president would be wise
to not throw out the baby
with the Bush bath water.


s. People who want something for nothing
seem to dislike Me.. now isn't that a hoot?



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