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Tuesday, October 07, 2008

My Demo: Rap -- Commuter Tailgating Rag -- Funk





Death Throw Jethro

by Pat Darnell

[try the following lyrics with rt-kind-of-thing -- click HERE]


World don’t need more

Self-important poets

won’t promote no

Yobbo slob prez-dents


Sisters,n' brothers

Do not run for cover!!

No, no -- no no

don’t cha’ bother


Blast off; blast off

In your galax-

eee 500 space rover


(This song, this song

Where to start her??)


Cunning

Curling

Sculling

Instead ya’

Rolling

Leisure

On mo-ped

In outer space


NASCAR

Segue

Strolling

Safeway

Green door

fondue

mySpace


Prime Rib

Gulf trout

Crab leg

Rolling floor

Crib deck

country gig

write off

Interstates


Running

in sand

too slow

Jethro’s

ciphers

Serg'io

pig stands


Signs show

fat hands

Belly button

missing

Watch out

Jethro,

They's come

..get you

Take you

t' death throw

Tailgat'n show


Valentino wi'd

his hat

And a red bat

to beat you

Rossty Perez

Wearing low pedz

n' Beverly Bridges

Coming’ to eat you

Funk that…


Got no message


Just a will


And this thing to play


In this Winnebago

Jethro -- death throw

Cannot be true now

Jethro death throw

Say it ain’t so…

Jethro death throw…

This is my demo.


pd-in-full

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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

yo...that was so def, and yet mildly disturbing...

MooPig said...

Thank you, Dr J[amb]!!

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