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Saturday, October 18, 2008

She was a Runner Up Beauty Queen; and Miss Congenital

MooPig has Proof:
Sarah Louise Heath Palin looks like Mary McDonnell's "Laura Roslin"... no?
Fiction or Fact?
Both are congenitally fearless.

MooPig has a question pursed on their lips, again: "Doesn't anyone watch Battle Star Galactica?"

In the continuing saga Battle Star Galactica the person to take over -- when federation President and vice President both died -- was a school teacher, Laure Roslin. She turned out the best thing to ever happen for that show, errrr... I mean "..journey of humans through the galaxy in a never ending quest for ... for... well no one precisely knows what for. I think they are running from something..."

But this proves Sarah Palin, like the heroine Laura Roslin, would do a bang up job if the occasion arises that she had to take over the Presidency. Impersonation is the greatest of compliments. Sarah Palin lights up the stage and all eyes are on her each time she appears. That is why --

Palin look-alike strippers to vie for Inauguration Day trip
AP | 10.16.2008
LAS VEGAS -- Some spectacled strippers are looking to score some votes of their own, just for looking like Sarah Palin.

A Sin City strip club says it plans to host a lookalike contest in honor of the GOP vice presidential nominee, and is bringing in women from gentleman's clubs all over the country to compete.

"They'll be judged by club guests on how they resemble Palin while wearing a swimsuit and how well they debate, according to news release.

"A vote will determine the winner. The prize? A $10,000 package including a trip to Washington for Inauguration Day in January.

"Officials for Club Paradise Men's Club in Las Vegas say they're holding the contest because Palin competed as a beauty queen years ago and is widely impersonated today.

"Palin came in second at the 1984 Miss Alaska pageant, taking home the Miss Congeniality award. (Associated Press; Published October 16 2008, retrieved 10.17.2008 HERE )"


PHOTO: Panamanian hopeful, Sarah Louise Heath Palin's long lost sister, Gurnee Babee Heath Barbee, will be competing. "All these girls are so tall... maybe they will buy some of my decorative hats, even if I don't win.. like my sister wins all the time."
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