CABIN FEVER -- It is that time of YEar

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by Pat Darnell
After a white out in network news from our Northern States, and after watching Bridgette Jones movies for the thirty-third time... because even NetFlix can't get through... MooPig's sturdier and more thick-skinned correspondents have begun filing articles.

We noticed a sort of slow down around Election time, in November, but we have been edgily anticipating the worst. Since our life and times of parody in the 21st Century necessitates candor, we go ahead with these pithy understatements of "Life in the Snowbound Cabin."

*[And special Thanks to all our MooPigsters Everywhere for Braving the Winter Storms]

1. First this NHS Condom Commercial called "How Beer Works" Click HERE
2. Second: UNION WORKERS "PC and Sober" read below

A dedicated Teamsters Union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When she\he got to the first one, he\she asked the Madam\Sir, "Is this a union house?"
"No," he\she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."

"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the boy\girls get?"

"The house gets $80 and the boys\girls get $20," she\he answered

Offended at such unfair dealings, the union worker stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop.

His \Her search continued until finally she\he reached a brothel where the Madam\Padrone responded, "Why yes UNION Worker Madam\Sir, this is a union house.

We observe all union rules."

The union worker asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the boys\girls get?" "The girls and boys get $80 and the house gets $20."

"That's more like it!" the union worker said.

He\She handed the Madam\Padrone $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a lascivious attractive blonder.



"I'd like her," She\He said.
"I'm sure you would," said the Madam. Then she gestured to a 92-year old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and according to union rules, she's next."


References:
On Tue, 1/20/09, ALBERT STUBER <alfish1531@msn.com> wrote:
From: ALBERT STUBER <alfish1531@msn.com>
Subject: FW: Union Rules & Hookers !
To: "Lois Smith" <lois@e-a.net>, "janel besinger" <janelbets5@sbcglobal.net>, "karen walls" <wallscody2@sbcglobal.net>, "wendy ballard" <freewolfsprit1@yahoo.com>, "Danny Stuber" <dgs1316@msn.com>
Date: Tuesday, January 20, 2009, 11:56 AM