whoa yeah… hats off to the Strato “Cleric of the Relic” Blogster. “What will happen next, indeed; Damn sure to be brought on by those backdoor Spaniards again…”
I am thinking in skull and bones rhetoric now: Is Stratoblogster’s source the long awaited spiritual leader of the Dumbass Club? We have 
three generations of members right here in our clan; members since 1987.
Wow, how did we let that one slip by? I’m getting a chill all over…
I am thinking we will include a copy of Nostratdumbass… article [HERE]to the XXL Beef and Bean Burrito Boutique [Click HERE] for Prize winning journalism, posterity, and to be included in a time capsule with some frijoles negros interred in Salt Lake City tomorrow during Barry’s Big Day Inaugural Bash\ NW Region. The event is the kick off for ground-breaking on the new Salt Lake City landfill.
Also included in the time capsule should be a “Distresscalade ($200K), CRT Monitor,” and red front doors, and of course Amy Winehouse’s dental xray’s.
Pithy quatrains are planned, and will be spoken by family members of polygamous relations as the rather large capsule is lowered into the ground. As a matter of fact, it might not all get done by tomorrow, depending on FedEx Sameday deliveries by 10AM tomorrow, and night shift back hoe crews working over time tonight to enlarge the tomb. *[did anyone check on that Randy Newman song? is it finished?]
[SOURCE: Saturday, January 10, 2009 | Nostratdumbass 2012 Predictions- A Relic Culture Coming]
We can only hope others are listening. If you are “Do you want to be a member? Yes; then
cordially, stick out your thumb….. Tele owners are encouraged and welcomed, too.”
Thanks,
Official DA-AFL-CIO Prognosticators Dei-vision Gang, Ltd
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