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Friday, April 24, 2009

What ever we write, is already Heard...

The Human Whisperer
by Pat Darnell

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Most think that the angels, messengers of God, are the ones capable of performing effective communication with humans. It is thought that humans become entranced, and more astute in the presence of angels. Humans reportedly become deathly afraid of the ambiance of the strange beings, once they stand beside us, and many of us humans fall to our knees.

Saul was a very bad man. Saul murdered Christians, followers of Christ, for the Tetrahedrons ... kidding... Sanhedrin, and was at the top of his game of genocide when he was knocked from his horse by a loud voice. This wasn't just any voice that Saul heard. It was a voice that came from a being too immense to be seen, and if Saul did get a glimpse of the source, he was blinded. Scales covered his eyes for several days.

Sometimes humans forget that angels are sent to slay certain groups of undesirables. This is odd since slaying is considered a wicked, bad, and messy technique for controlling populations of most human families on earth. But this slaying bit is usually done by angels, like Gabriel. Armies of angels are dispatched to fulfill prophecy as spoken in the words of God, scriptures. Gabriel must therefore be a human whisperer, with a muy sick horn jazz combo.

After Saul was clothes-lined and felled to the ground, he was somehow humbled. Saul was given a new name, Paul, and told to go somewhere and wait. After three days his sight returned and he journeyed a new course, according to the message received from "the Voice" at Saul's, now Paul's, freaky accident on the road to persecution of new Christians.

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