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Sunday, April 26, 2009

They CONK you on the Head !!

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by MooPig Ads Council

Pirates on the high-seas lay in waiting to charge at your freighter, your ship that is as long as the Chrysler Building is tall, and they storm into your seven story high bridge tower, and CONK you on your head.

They scream, and shoot up the place, and scream some more asking, "Where is the Manifests?"

One problem though, you cannot understand what they say, due to your iron ear that can't understand heavy accents. Your inability landed you this job as ships mate in the first place; now it is giving you multiple bloody bumps on your head...

Thinking to yourself: "If only I could understand what they say, I would give them what they want...!"

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Very Fine Print ... Prices may vary as Demand Increases ... Remember RoboCop will not always be there to protect you.

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