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Sunday, April 12, 2009

MooPig Music Dept asks: "How do they get paid?"

Music is not just Performance Art anymore
by Pat Darnell and the Saxon Northumbrians

It seems our Darnell genealogical Scandinavian sub-line from our great-great-great Granny Priess has evolved into dismal-ology...

Study this page of Norwegian black MEtal and you will see what is a symptom of socialized medicine, and basically nothing else better to do.

Then again, it turns out, "...In the early to mid 90s it's reported that particular members of this subculture completely lost their shit and went on a rampage of desecrating graveyards, burning down churches and even committing murder... definitely not the type of dudes you'd want your daughter/sister/friend bringing home to meet the family. Fascinating to look at in a National geographic kind of way though don't you think...?"
[Photographer Peter Beste has spent the last 7 years photographing this dark world and its inhabitants...]

As usual with genealogies and loads of skulls paving their footpaths... After succession, bands of this genre jump around a bit, until we get a couple of major uncertainties.

For instance: Harald IV may not really have been a son of Magnus III. And then Sverre almost certainly was not a son of Sigurd II, but he claimed to be.

You can imagine what that leads to -- probably just a convenient pretext upon which a usurper could fight for the Throne: and since his fight was successful, subsequent aphoristic bands of Norway were descended from them.

After all, this, as above, the genealogy of terse and principled metal bands of Norway is a continuance of Kings of Denmark, Norway, and Sweden.

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