'Children, you have to learn how to do what you want to do, to cover your ass.' -- Pat Darnell while encouraging Boy Scouts of America

'I love California . I practically grew up in Phoenix '-- Dan Quayle while campaigning

'Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.' -- (Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.)
NOW FOR YOUR QUIZ :: LET"S GET CRACKING: Today we ask you to state the Questions -- here is your two warm up EXAMPLES:

POSSIBLE QUESTIONS::
A] Praise be to Allah, another point of reference is from the traditional vocabulary of mechanical drawing?
B] Citation for the photographic meaning?
C] The truth is that there is no bright line between training and operations and military affairs?
D] If a subject’s grammar or taste is unsuitable, quotation marks should be removed and the awkward passage paraphrased?
TOO CONFUSING? Well it only gets more intensely so.... Keep going.

EXAMPLE Answer 2) March 21, 1970, San Francisco Mayor Joseph Alioto proposed Earth Day Holiday.
POSSIBLE QUESTIONS::
A] Praise be to Allah, two different days, same holiday -Earth day?
B] Earth day is held in Spring in the northern hemisphere, and Autumn in the Southern Hemisphere?
C] These days were determined by the equinoxes of Earth?
D] Amidst several worries with the environment from oil spills, polluting factories, power plants, raw sewage, toxic dumps, pesticides, destruction of habitat, and the extinction of wildlife, millions of people support the ideas of “Earth Day?”
E] Earth day is a holiday which is dedicated to the awareness, and appreciation, and conservation of our Earth’s environment?
All right -- you are on your own:

Answer 3): 'I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,' -- (Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.)
Answer 4) 'We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people.' -- (Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor.)
Answer 5) 'Whenever I watch TV
not with all those flies and death and stuff.' -- (Mariah Carey)
Answer 6) 'That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it.'-- (A

Answer 7) 'Half this game is ninety percent mental.'-- (Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark)
Answer 8) 'The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.' -- (Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.)
Answer 9) 'Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances.' --


Answer 10) 'Traditionally, most of Australia 's imports come from overseas.' -- (Keppel Enderbery)
Answer 11) 'If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record.' --(Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman)

Answer 12) 'Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.' -- (Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC)
Answer 13) 'I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.'-- (Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.)
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6 comments:
Question 3: As the newly appointed Secretary of Weights and Measures, how would you, in your first 100 days of office, help the environment?
Question 4: If you were the director of the E.E.O.C. what would you do to help the environment?
Question 5: You have been tapped to head the Los Angeles Food Bank. What would you do first to help the environment?
Question 6: Texas is once again a Republic ruled by the T.Boone Pickens-Clayton Williams-KBR Triumvirate. How would you, as a candidate for Parliament, vote to help the environment?
Question 7: Since you are a C&W singer and not a real baseball manager, I'm not asking you a sports question.
Question 8: See answer 13
Question 9: Since your name also appears on the Florida voter registration, will you vote at least twice in 2012?
Question 10: Since nobody has actually been to Australia or knows exactly where it is, can we drop this question?
Question 11: As the newly appointed FCC head, do you have any plans to make heart monitors and IPods the same appliance, to help the environment?
Question 12: Marion Berry, Washington, D.C., killings; is this a word game?
Question 13: See answer 8
What is the biggest threat to mankind in the world today?
You guys make my day, I guarantee... way over the top,,, under the bridge and around the mountain; sometimes I wake up to the sound of trouble, and I get just a little help from my friends, and it makes me try a little harder. I am a blessed man.
Thanks.
"tis only empty waves of useless signals,
til you prod and poke us out of
our stupor."
j, after thinking about your question for sometime and it bears considerable weight on any who ponder it, I was leaning toward McDonalds but really, it must be the environment.
"What is the biggest threat to mankind in the world today?" [j]
Me too, D2r2, but I am thinking biggest threat is "mankind itself..." no?
Yet, McDonald's weighs in mightily.
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