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Friday, July 24, 2009

cid:001101ca0964$aed38dc0$02C4F46C@ackercomputer1. Men are like Laxatives
They irritate the crap out of you.
cid:001101ca0964$aed38dc0$02C4F46C@ackercomputerMen are like Bananas
The older they get, the less firm they are.
cid:001101ca0964$aed38dc0$02C4F46C@ackercomputer Men are like Weather
Nothing can be done to change
cid:001101ca0964$aed38dc0$02C4F46C@ackercomputerMen are like Blenders
You need One, but you're not quite sure
cid:001101ca0964$aed38dc0$02C4F46C@ackercomputerMen are like Chocolate Bars
Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right
for your hips.
cid:001101ca0964$aed38dc0$02C4F46C@ackercomputerMen are like Commercials
You can't believe a word they say.
cid:001101ca0964$aed38dc0$02C4F46C@ackercomputerMen are like Department Stores
Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
Men are like Government Bonds
...... They take soooooooo long to mature.
cid:001101ca0964$aed38dc0$02C4F46C@ackercomputerMen are like Mascara ... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
cid:001101ca0964$aed38dc0$02C4F46C@ackercomputerMen are like Popcorn ... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
cid:001101ca0964$aed38dc0$02C4F46C@ackercomputerMen are like Snowstorms ,,, You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
cid:001101ca0964$aed38dc0$02C4F46C@ackercomputerMen are like Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
cid:001101ca0964$aed38dc0$02C4F46C@ackercomputerMen are like Parking Spots ... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

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