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Thursday, July 02, 2009

Effective Nostradamus Online that You can Use Unabashedly

Retrieved by Pat Darnell and Them


I just clicked on the Link below, and asked this: Should we go swimming today?
ANSWER:

The human realm of Angelic offspring

Burning so much that the snow will fall

Their enemies will seize the marine city

And then Arethusa will color a new river red
(Nostradamus Quatrain Generator WWNS)


Nostradamus

"Either Michel de Nostredame wrote the ultimate literary Rorschach test, or else Nostradamus accurately predicted the future course of civilization until its ultimate end. Or as the Straight Dope's Uncle Cecil puts it:
There are two schools of thought on Nostradamus: either (1) he had supernatural powers which enabled him to prophesy the future with uncanny accuracy, or (2) he did for bullshit what Stonehenge did for rocks."


"Uncle Cecil votes for No. 2, but either way, the Centuries of Nostradamus are a fun and fruitless way to pass the years of your life unproductively while nevertheless maintaining a sense of high purpose.

"Born in 1503, Nostradamus himself was a French doctor, who later ventured into astrology. In the former, he was noteworthy but not especially memorable. He fought the Great Plague well enough to earn a lifelong pension, after which he gave up medicine and took up prophecy."

From chapter 18 of Walden [1854] by Henry David Thoreau:

"Why should we be in such desperate haste to succeed,
and in such desperate enterprises?
If a man does not keep pace with his companions,
perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer.
Let him step to the music which he hears,
however measured or far away."

(Oft Quoted Line Used in The Godwulf Manuscript, Valediction, Ceremony, The Widening Gyre, Hugger Mugger, Family Honor, Perish Twice... )

Question: While implementing the New Year changes to the law, must I become clairvoyant or will I be left to the capriciousness of the fates?
Answer: Let’s gaze into our crystal ball and take a look…………….

In an attempt to enlighten us all, BOLI is even now engaging in promulgating rules which will help take the mysticism out of your future.

[For more information please call our TA Psychic hotline, aka Technical Assistance for Employers, 971 673-0824, or enjoy a “reading” from future FAQ updates on our website]


Effective Nostradamus that You can Use: for Collusion, Intimidation, or just to Pick up Dates

For instance: "Will the writers strike be a beginning of a microcosm in literature and art? "
Answers:
The rule will be left to two; they will hold it for a very short time
Appearing at the time of the great games of slaughter
The Senate Conclave will not approve of him
War to cease, civil processes, debates

The new barque will go on voyages
Times good to bad, the sweet for the bitter
It will be seized and plunged into the Vat
Meanest assistance against their frontier

Earth-shaking fire from the center of the Earth
That they will be the authors of a great conflict
To prepare for a journey torments the first offspring
Driven out by sea will fail at the time of need
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If you are unsure of what the response means,
further guidance can be found in the Gideon Bible,
available at most finer hotels and motels.
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Earth-shaking fire from the center of the Earth
Will one be elected for the trembling ship?
After victory pardon to the captives
Greedy to see the plume of smoke wail in the wind

References- - - - - - - - - - -
Nostradamus Quatrain Generator WWNS
(or, What Would Nostradamus Say)
http://www.getodd.com/stuf/nostradamus.html
Our fully automated Nostradamus Quatrain Generator can provide you with a personalized quatrain, already translated into English, for use in your daily life.

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