Petition to force Hefner to RETIRE
by Pat Darnell
Again I am on this soapbox with unclean thoughts about Hugh Hefner -- but not the man, rather the metaphorical Hefner. His Playboy Enterprise almost went broke at the turn of the century... that's right. So the old man had to reappear in the front lines... but it is so sad to me.
This old man; he played three; three baby broads; bouncing on his knee.. yeah man... Hef is eighty.
Therefore, while WWII vintage men in America are mostly enjoying the blessings of old
age living in the Free World.. peace like a river did not flow into the Playboy Mansion.
He did great -- and his rebound must have been adequate -- he really is a Player of sonic proportion. He had to put up with post adolescent women and their modern distorted views of exaggerated anatomy. I watched the Girls Next Door.. didn't you?
I had to know why on earth this institution still exists, and how did it remain? Ihave my answers, but I still taste sour grapes of Playboy's Generation -- about forty years -- as a Midwesterner who got jilted as an adolescent to became suddenly jaded to go on and build -- I like to call it "parallel universe to Billy Graham's" -- during the same epoch of human mass media development.
Almost all institutions start to crumble in USA after about fifty or so years. Evangelism has had its run, while fifty percent of Americans today depart from their churches. Social Security has been vacationing Kennedy's and Pelozi's sidebar, straw-man account to tap and now it flows in a trickle... obviously no one has upgraded its social plumbing... another ball-cock institution lost due to lack of maintenance.
Therefore, while WWII vintage men in America are mostly enjoying the blessings of old
age living in the Free World.. peace like a river did not flow into the Playboy Mansion.He did great -- and his rebound must have been adequate -- he really is a Player of sonic proportion. He had to put up with post adolescent women and their modern distorted views of exaggerated anatomy. I watched the Girls Next Door.. didn't you?
I had to know why on earth this institution still exists, and how did it remain? Ihave my answers, but I still taste sour grapes of Playboy's Generation -- about forty years -- as a Midwesterner who got jilted as an adolescent to became suddenly jaded to go on and build -- I like to call it "parallel universe to Billy Graham's" -- during the same epoch of human mass media development.
Almost all institutions start to crumble in USA after about fifty or so years. Evangelism has had its run, while fifty percent of Americans today depart from their churches. Social Security has been vacationing Kennedy's and Pelozi's sidebar, straw-man account to tap and now it flows in a trickle... obviously no one has upgraded its social plumbing... another ball-cock institution lost due to lack of maintenance.
Have we all done a good job? Billy Graham is an amazing person, his son is carrying the torch for Dad. And yes, Hefner is king of doing a good job... but he had to suffer these last three girls Kendra, Bridgette and what's-her-name, in his fantasy realm for their eventual bare naked glee that comes with being Hef's triumva. Hefner never removes girl's clothing... surprisingly that is something the bunnies do on their own volition.
There is no petition here to impeach skin-merchant Hefner. But a question hovers: Will this institution of Midwesterner male imagination find its demise, or will Playboy continue?
It really doesn't matter either way, because I see now the institution of post-adolescent-females feeling-comfortable enough to take off their clothes for mass media will far exceed human life span expectations.
pdnf
2 comments:
Is it really about branding, like all the PR whizzes are telling you Moop? Don't want to skeer ya' now but you really need to start digging the chili cooked up by Sigmund's opportunistic nephew. Public Relations=PROPAGANDA...pure/simple.
Playboy the brand isn't worth a plooged nickle because, the product was data which is no longer a commodity.
What's the material cost (silicon-plastic etc.) of a Blackberry or iPhone? South of a buck I'm guessing.
What does it cost to hire photogs and airbrush guys to conjure up tasteful porn etc. blahblah? It doesn't matter because it's more than the cost of an iPod or the next "must have" gizmo. So, throwing all of these old media, creative content based, naked but no pink, jazz poll crap on the internet wall is an exercise in futility.
T. Boone Pickens is the real Hugh Hefner and the next rugged individualist who tries to parlay an empire by exploiting a psychological loophole in the collective sexual consciousness, won't be able to get laid in a women's prison with a fist full of pardons.
So my business plan won't work? Ouch.
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