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Thursday, July 09, 2009

How Now MAD Cow -- Part THREE -- Slicing up Brains

PART ONE
PART TWO

  • I Don't Want to Skeer Ya' Now... but it is Time to Check-in on the Continuing Discovery of "Incalcuable Odds"
  • --or--
  • Even if your Brain is made of lead, it cannot escape this "Encephalopathy"
  • --and--
  • How is the rise of evidence of BSE connected to decline in Autopsies?
  • -- because --
  • No matter how you slice it... it still matters.


BRAIN INDUSTRIES 21ST CENTURY, retrieved by Pat Darnell

If you -- cherished reader -- have been following, which we doubt you have, Brain Industry is on the RISE. This is our third in a series about Mad Cow Disease, and the ongoing discoveries of brain related phenomenon such as prion, BSE, and other maladies.

Recent news of Michael Jackson's brain being prepared out of his corpse for "slicing" caused a stir in the basement offices of MooPig Brain Slicing Department.

"We find the newest information about the high profile celebrity death of Mr Jackson to support our findings," said Sandra Angles. Miss Angles is head of MooPig Psy Department that might be underwritten as understudy of Trinity University Psyche Department, San Antonio -- under the direction of Dr Freycooke.

"If we can alert our reading public, all three of them, we will have a chance to break the thin line between when, why, and how the brain dies..." elaborated Miss Angles. "What we need most is brains, lots of brains, and that means families letting go of their loved ones' cranial cortex's so we can slice them," continues Miss Angles. "Even brains that are not yet dying, would be extra special, if the family could arrange it."

Besides doing their advocate work in Brain Industries, Sandra Angles' Department will also be sponsoring our Summer Celebration and Barbecue 2009. "Thanks Miss Angles, your work in all aspects remains understated, and most probably more or less misunderstood." [editor\pd]

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Leap Frog Method for Brain Slicing
Date Updated: 10-NOV-2004 | [SOURCE]
This Technical Note describes how to use the Leap Frog method for brain slicing.
When making a cut it is easiest to insert the blade at an angle, not straight down. Insert the blade in one side of the matrix at about a 45 degree angle then cut with it.

Make the first cut with a blade and leave it in the Brain Matrix. Then take a second blade and make an adjacent cut. Leave this second blade in the Matrix as well. Now you can remove the first blade and cut with it again. Continuing in this "leap frog" method allows for more control over your cuts and limits brain movement while slicing. When using this method, the previously cut slice will stick to the "leaping" blade as you pull it out to make your next cut. This should be removed before making the next cut.

You may also choose to use more than two blades leaving multiple blades in. Some may find it beneficial to place a blade at either end of the desired section, and then make their cuts between the two end blades. Making a cut halfway between the blades, then cutting each half in half, etc. is a very stable way of doing it. Then to remove a slice, pull out the two blades on either side of it. After one slice is removed you only need to pull up one blade at a time to get each additional slice as it should stick to the blade.

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2 comments:

d2r2 said...

The leap frog method of brain slicing sounds at least two times more exciting than soccer. Didn't Michael Phelps start out playing soccer at the Tarzana Boys Club?

Besides, I heard they produced sperm from stem cells. Does this give a new direction for our old buddy, Richard Cranium?

MooPig said...

I think it was the Laredo Nuevo Boys Town.... Soccer Club and Dagger

Stem to Sperm ....
Ahhhhh, you remain pun-liferic enough to pun-ish us even in these punitive times. Richard "Dick" Cranium... how astute.

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