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Saturday, July 04, 2009

North Korea Names Successor to Kim Jong il -- just another Kim Jong [un]

The following Unofficial Story is Nominated for FOOTPOI Irony Award 2009
"Launches SCUDS so he can have his Way"

Just like George Foreman, Kim Jong iL names all his boys after Himself -- Kim Jong
Retrieved from June 2, 2009 Article |
by Pat Darnell and the Mormon Polygamists Tabernacle Choir

North Korea's leader Kim Jong-il has designated his youngest son to be the country's next leader, according to reports in South Korean media.

North Korean officials were reportedly told to support Kim Jong-un after the North's 25 May nuclear test.

"It appears this is an all boys club -- no girls allowed in the running for Dictator"

There has been much speculation over who would follow Mr Kim, who is thought to have suffered a stroke last year.

Analysts have said the North's recent military actions, including last week's nuclear test, may have been aimed at helping Mr Kim solidify power so that he could name a successor.


See Pictured Right above and HERE Kim Jong-il's family tree --
it is reported son Kim Jong un has an NBA Basketball Jongs

In his father's image -- including boner for Hoollywood Gurlz
Said by Kim Jong-il's chef, Mr Fujimoto, to be the "spitting image" of his father, the young Kim has never been photographed by the Western media.

The only photograph known to exist of him is one taken when he was 11 which Mr Fujimoto said he was given by Kim Jong-un before he left North Korea.

Kim Jong-un also shares some of his father's health problems, and is reported to already have diabetes and heart disease due to a lack of exercise.

Like his film-loving father, Jong-un is said to enjoy popular culture, and is apparently a fan of NBA basketball.

One South Korean newspaper, the Dong-a Ilbo, has reported that the North was teaching its people a song lauding Kim Jong-un to raise his profile.

But this detail, as with many others in secretive North Korea, is impossible to confirm.

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