MooPig: Vinnie, may I call you Vinnie? ... How did you ever discover this most rare and valuable songwriter's song lyrics?
Vinnie: Call me anything: just don't call me late for dinner... I found the lyrics in a book.
MooPig: Uh, just a book?
Vinnie: Yes, it was folded up and in an old book from the reference section at the old Des Plaines Library. Also there was a receipt from the McDonalds just up the street from the old library.
MooPig: Have you speculated on what these words of the reclusive poet mean?
Vinnie: I think those lyrics are from some secret that Dylan knew about.
MooPig: Yes? What secret?
Vinnie: e-mail.
Blowin' Somethin'
by Bob Dylan
[Sung to the same Tune as the other blowin' in the ...]
Yes, and ...
> > If you have sex with a
> > prostitute against her will,
> > is it considered rape or
> > shoplifting?
> > Can you cry under
> > water?
> > How> > important does a person have to
> > be before they are considered assassinated instead of just
> > murdered? [Refrain]
Yes, and ...
> > Why do you have to "put
> > your two cents in"... but
> > it's only a "penny for your thoughts"?
> > Where's that extra penny going
> > to?
> > Once
> > you're in heaven, do you get
> > stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for
> > eternity?
> > Why does a
> > round pizza come in a
> > square box? [Refrain]
Yes, and ...
> > What disease
> > did cured ham actually
> > have?
> > How is it
> > that we put man on the
> > moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put
> > wheels on
> > luggage?
> > Why is it
> > that people say they
> > "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like
> > every two
> > hours?
> > If a deaf person has to go to
> > court, is it still
> > called a hearing?
> > Why are
> > you IN a movie, but
> > you're ON TV? [Refrain]
Yes, and ...
> > Why do
> > people pay to go up tall
> > buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at
> > things on the
> > ground?
> > Why do
> > doctors leave the room while
> > you change?
> > They're going to see you
> > naked
> > anyway.
> > Why is
> > "bra" singular and "panties"
> > plural? [Refrain]
Yes, and ...
> > Why do
> > toasters always have a
> > setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no
> > decent human being
> > would eat?
> > If Jimmy
> > cracks corn and no one
> > cares, why is there a stupid song about
> > him?
> > Can a hearse carrying a
> > corpse drive in
> > the carpool lane?
> > Why does
> > Goofy stand erect while
> > Pluto remains on all
> > fours?
> > They're both
> > dogs!
> > If Wile E.
> > Coyote had enough money
> > to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy
> > dinner? [Refrain]
Yes, and ...
> > If corn oil
> > is made from corn, and
> > vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil
> > made
> > from?
> > If
> > electricity comes from electrons,
> > does morality come from
> > morons?
> > Do the
> > Alphabet song and Twinkle,
> > Twinkle Little Star have the same
> > tune?
> > Why did you
> > just try singing the two
> > songs above?
> > Why do they
> > call it an asteroid when
> > it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid
> > when it's in your
> > butt?
> > Did you ever notice that when
> > you blow in a dog's
> > face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car
> > ride, he sticks his
> > head out the window?
Refrain:
The answer my friend
it's not blowin' in the wind
the answer's in your e-mail-in'
[So, Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place?]
2 comments:
Question: which item(s) is/are cryogenically frozen?
a) Bob Dylan
b) Ted Williams' head
c) George Carlin's brain droppings
One Word :: Ass Flak
Okay, Maestro, to answer this one I will need a Lifeline ...
hmmmmm, google....
I'll be rollin' in my sweet baby's arms ..."
guitar man of the year Tony Rice
The Winners of IBMA in America Music Shop With John Hartford, Del McCoury, Jerry Douglas, Alison Krauss,Stuart Duncan, Tony Rice, Sam Bush,Mark O´Connor, All Play Together "Roll in My Sweet Baby's Arms" hmmmmm, When did Allison Kraus become a blond ..??
hmmmmm, check this one out: Leon Russell and JJ Cale youTube
OK I'm ready --
final answer: b) Ted Wi~#9~lliam's Head --The Splendid Splinter, The Kid -- served in two wars -- and just because 'country-fied folk are funny, like you.
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