Defining "SNAP" :: 'Bella Figura...' Part One "HEY, I didn't ask to be Born"

Main Entry: bel·la fi·gu·ra
Pronunciation: \ˈbel-lə-fē-ˈgü-rä\
Function: foreign term
Etymology: Italian
: fine appearance or impression

S.N.A.P.
On the Welcome Page of SNAP is this statement:

Welcome!
If you've been victimized by clergy, please know that you are not alone. You can get better. You can reach out to others who've been hurt just like you have. Together, we can heal one another.

We are S.N.A.P., the S.urvivors N.etwork of those A.bused by P.riests
We are the nation's largest, oldest and most active support group for women and men wounded by religious authority figures (priests, ministers, bishops, deacons, nuns, brothers, monks, and others). We are an independent and confidential organization, with no connections with the church or church officials. And we are here to help.

SNAP was founded by Chicago's Barbara Blaine in 1989. Since then, SNAP has helped thousands of survivors. We offer support in person, (via monthly self-help group meetings in chapters across the country), over the phone, on line, and at twice-a-year national meetings.

We also provide a safe and productive outlet for the passion many survivors feel toward preventing future abuse.

Our web site exists to provide support and knowledge to all victims of clergy abuse, to help educate the public, and to help ensure that in future generations, children will be safe.

Welcome! Reach out! Get help!

Click for Help HERE to visit the Vatican's new on-line indulgence market. Acceptable forms of payment are Visa, Mastercard, and PayPal. Payment may be rendered in US dollars or Euro. Personal checks will not be accepted. Also, be sure to visit our retail store.
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CBS/SHOWTIME AIRS NAZI-LIKE ASSAULT
August 28, 2009
Catholic League president Bill Donohue comments on last night’s edition of Penn & Teller’s show. The program aired on Showtime which is owned by CBS: [Read Rebuttle HERE]

Pope, Bill Donahue, still a moron.
Friday, August 28th, 2009 [Read Critique of Bill Donohue HERE]
Tags: Bill Donahue, bullshit, Catholic Church, Penn and Teller
Posted in Internet Stuff, Stuff on TV No Comments » [SOURCE]
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IRON HYMEN [Help is HERE] Abstinence-only Program for Girls

Help with Caritas in Veritates, POPE XVI and all the Papal doomma'flachees [HERE]

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As for all that Muslim Bacon Lovin' crowd -- [PHOTO: right -- the bacon bra]

THE FATWA FINAL EXAM [SOURCE]
The following hypothetical situations require the decree of death: (T/F)

1. Hal Linden takes a starring role in "Mohammed: the musical" T F
2. Danny Weir sends a letter to the Grand Sistani pretending to be a faithful follower of Islam T F
3. A liberal Islamic professor suggests that you should not follow the orders of high-level clerics without thinking T F
4. A liberal Islamic professor suggests that you question the orders of high-level clerics T F
5. The defacing of Ben Laden's picture T F
6. A brother forgets to say "Allah preserve you" after blasting ass gas. T F
7. NBC's diabolical programming director decides to schedule a Holocaust program showing heathen Jews as victims. T F
RESULTS
If you answered "True" to all the questions, then your zeal is much to be admired. Nonetheless you must remember that, in fact, Muslim religious authorities are divided as to whether all music is forbidden by Shariah law. While all agree that music designed to elicit erotic feelings is strictly haraam, even Shaytan himself could not be roused to lust by the horror of listening to Jeff Foxworthy mangle Christmas tunes. Indeed, such caterwauling may help convert pagans to the true path of Islam.

If you answered "True" to all but #5, then you have shown admirable understanding and wisdom... so why are you wasting your time taking tests? It's time to start proclaiming! Death to the infidel! Death to the Kaffir! Fatwa!!!!

If you answered "True" to 5 or less, then you are weak, whimpering, Zionist who lies down with dogs. Get a spine, brother, or there will be no 72 virgins waiting for you! Or perhaps you'd rather have men anyway, you Jew-loving son of an ape!

[Help is HERE] Ten Things Girls Should Know about Boys and their Privates -- by Laura Bush

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