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Monday, September 07, 2009

NEWS! Read all about it :: eau d' Parfum from MooPig -- D'bris

What will PRADA be wearing this year?

by MooPig Labs


First ever offer of brand new fragrance to be released in beta to its cherished reading public; good news for those who have cheesy odors starting from behind their ears and from their navels.

Our new fragrance is indexed to meet the needs of bucolic patrons across the world. Reasonably priced, this is the company's answer to "Going Brown."

MooPig calls its contribution to modern globalized one World Order Odor living --




D'bris


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