Yes; it is true. MooPig has a request from its Corporate owners to go into fashion with all eight hooves, clean and unclean.
We currently have only one Candy Stripier Intern, Kimmie Tartan-Tripe, holding down our growing Fashion Department. She, nor we, have any idea what that department is supposed to look like. But we have been contacted by some Southern Baptists who have expressed interest in heading up that melee of a task.
We were secretly hoping the First Methodists from Martin, Tennessee, would apply for the job, but they have up to now declined to consider the position.
We currently have only one Candy Stripier Intern, Kimmie Tartan-Tripe, holding down our growing Fashion Department. She, nor we, have any idea what that department is supposed to look like. But we have been contacted by some Southern Baptists who have expressed interest in heading up that melee of a task.
We were secretly hoping the First Methodists from Martin, Tennessee, would apply for the job, but they have up to now declined to consider the position.
We are as surprised as anyone that religion and fashion would be a match.
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