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Saturday, September 26, 2009

MooPig's EMMY's Report: Barack O'Bottoms

"I wish I had this President's curb appeal... " lamented Dusty Trales to his Emmy hostess, Frannie Underbite.

"I think Miss Rowell is making a stand for :: FREEDOM EDEN," Said Frannie. "It has this motto: 'Stand with anybody that stands RIGHT. Stand with him while he is right and PART with him when he goes wrong.' And that is a quote by Abraham Lincoln."

We love Obama too, but what was Victoria Rowell wearing at the Emmys?
2009 Emmys Fashion Losers Retrieved by Pat Darnell [HERE]

Until Victoria Rowell struck a pose with the president's mug plastered all over her body, we had no clue who she was. Which would explain why she turned up at the Emmys with the president's mug plastered all over her body.

What better way to get people talking than by donning a politically inept dress? Now we know that she was on the "The Young and the Restless" for many years. And that she had a role in Bill Cosby's colossal '80s turkey, "Leonard Part 6."

Oh, and as far as we can tell, she has no acting gigs lined up at the moment. Which brings us back to her reasons for accessorizing with Barack Obama's face. Rowell must know that commander-in-chief commemorative chic is never going to take off, but by wearing her political leanings on her sleeve ... well, metaphorically -- they're mainly on her belly, hips and knees ..., she's assured a spot on every worst-dressed Emmys list. So, here you go, Victoria. Enjoy!
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