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Saturday, September 19, 2009

Ted Nugent Answers all your GREEN Questions

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Ted Nugent versus Joe Perry vs PETA
Captured by Pat Darnell and Onorp Derf

Narrator: “Motor Town Mad Man living in Waco with a spiritual erection…. ”

Anthony Bourdain: "Curiously satisfying..."

Sans Direction: "Joe Perry, he’s got it right. He said, first in the Joe Perry Project then on Done WIth Mirrors, the post-comeback, pre-sobriety Aerosmith album, “Let The Music Do The Talking”. Joe Perry FTW."

Jack Pribek: "Best case scenario; all PETA execs are duct taped to folding chairs at a neutral location somewhere between Waco and Boston, preferably in a V.F.W. hall to witness a jam between Ted and Joe while Rachel and Anthony grill deer steaks and cook 15 bean wild bore soup that is served by PETA ad models and Hooter’s girls."

Ted Nugent: [3:16] “Anthony, I planted 100,000 trees myself …”


StratoBlogster: "Joe Perry is a great guitar player but back in the day Nuge was over the top. I watched him climb the lighting tower sections in ‘79 at the LA Colosseum. To imagine him being the only drug-free person there is beyond human comprehension.

I go for Ted because he’ll never bore ya!"


Anonymous said...

"Free drugs for human the LA Coliseum?
Sorry I left. Story of my life.
Saw "Nuge" in Austin...of course with Mr. Winters at Town Lake. Mostly free. He wake boarded across the lake on his rig. Dude!"

MooPig_Wisdom said...

Dude! What a great remembrance. Thanks for sharing.

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