MooPig Brain Industries :: "Marriages"

www.Couples-Research.com - Ronald D. Rogge:

'via Blog this'

I like this article because it reminds me of a movie. I cannot remember which one right now, but it really does remind of one.

I recommend you read the article and participate in some of its surveys. I started every sentence in this comment with "I" .

I am going to post this and see if it gets any pageviews.



_________________Reference
http://www.courses.rochester.edu/surveys/funk/
http://www.mdconnects.com/articles/302/20140131/divorce-rate-cut-half-couples-who-discussed-relationship-movies.htm

2014 IQ Test

Feel the Burn
usurped article by Pat Darnell  |  Feb 24, 2014  |  Bryan TX


2014 IQ Test: "IQ comes from the German term Intelligenz-Quotient, originally coined by psychologist William Stern. Technically IQ should be related to the age if the tester is very young but in this case we assume you are 12 years old or older. It can be just used as an ordinary reference. Lots of people score lower than 100! If you want to know the answer of this test, just follow our Facebook page and send us a message :)"

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RESULT

150 Brilliant (★★★★) Most people's IQ is 90~100

___________________Reference
http://www.mbti123.com/mbti/en/
http://www.mbti123.com/iq/en/
http://www.mbti123.com/mental/en/
http://www.mbti123.com/eq/en/

MooPig Site Review :: "2014: China Vs. Bilderberg"

Global Currency Reset Conjecture ?
mashed articles by Pat Darnell  |  Feb 23, 2014  |  Bryan TX

If I think, therefore I am. If we think China cares what might happen to the USA and its affiliates, we are wrong and we might cease to be. When we make five year plans, the Chinese make fifty year plans. And mostly what China does is what we will be doing.

Chinese and their affiliates eat insects with a bowl of rice, and they are satisfied. Americans do not eat insects, but do eat a lot of hamburger, and not much rice, thus Bilder-burgers.

But this is not about dinner, it is about “The era of debt-based economy, which is dependent upon the creation of debt, which is leveraged with still more debt will draw to an end. The free-fall will come to a sudden stop and the hard reset of the respective values of all commodities and currencies will occur. The banks are already preparing for the paradigm shift.”

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As time went by another writer discovered the devaluation of the Iraqi Dinar was planned by the Secretary of the Treasury and Vice President and had nothing to do with the invasion of Iraq. It was about the Military Industrial Complex making another killing on a foreign investment off the backs, lives and misfortune of the Iraqi people.

All signs are now clearly indicating the long anticipated Global Currency Reset is finally upon us! It appears as if this monumentally historic event is about to unfold, or is very cautiously unfolding as we speak.

I can't explain the information on the following site. Rebel's Blog's writer summarizes faster than I can think. So read it and let me know what it says.

2014: China Vs. Bilderberg. Should We Care Who Wins? | Video Rebel's Blog: "Several sources have come forward to name 2014 as the year of the Global Currency Reset. 2014 could be the year wages and pensions are cut 50%. Some have worried about World War III. I have not. My greatest concern is that when, not if, the dollar collapses, that every man’s hand will be against his neighbor. If food disappears from the store shelves or men have no money to buy it, civilization will cease on the third day. There are two conflicting plans for the Global Currency Reset. One is from what we could call the Bilderberg set. "
'via Blog this'

CONCLUSION
The Global Paradigm Shift is in full swing. The Global Currency Reset is near, better described as the Return of the Gold Standard. The Iran Nuclear Talks will proceed to conclusion, better described as the Petro-Dollar Surrender Talks with nuclear proliferation rider agreements.

The last chance is Gold and Silver, since what comes will be like a mighty storm. In its wake, the only wealth standing will be gold, silver, resource deposits (energy, minerals, water), and farmland. Time is running low for the many citizens of the United States and the other nations of the world to wake up and benefit from their own epiphanies.

It is very late, far past the eleventh hour.

The Global Currency Reset looms.


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http://vidrebel.wordpress.com/2013/12/31/2014-china-vs-bilderberg-should-we-care-who-wins/
http://www.activistpost.com/2013/01/founder-reveals-secrets-of-bilderberg.html
http://www.maxkeiser.com/2014/02/jim-willie-we-are-well-past-the-11th-hour-the-global-currency-reset-looms/
http://youtu.be/jxSZvlmxuBc
http://jonwizardnews.wordpress.com/nesara/global-financial-reset/
http://financenews.peterwillo.com/category/global-currency-reset/
http://politicalvelcraft.org/2013/12/30/new-world-old-world-wednesday-freedoms-phenomena-walking-away-false-flags-idea-trends-currency-reset/

Sunday Funnies

________________________Reference
Unless referenced with a LINK caption, Sunday Funnies is a bunch of pirated MEME's from faecesBook, YouTuber, Tweet'um and Tweet'um dee, Redditt, and other places where sources have been lost and are unknown. Give 'em Hell Henry. If you are offended then ASWC ... ask someone who cares.
http://acronyms.thefreedictionary.com/Ask+Someone+Who+Cares

MooPig Tech Coroner :: "Internet Out; OUTERNET In"

Forget about the Internet; Seek Ye the "OUTERNET"
mashed articles by Pat Darnell | Feb 19, 2014 | Bryan TX

[Picture LINK] "Cubesat ..."

I heart this:

"...By leveraging data-casting technology over a low-cost satellite constellation, Outernet is able to bypass censorship, ensure privacy, and offer a universally-accessible information service at no cost to global citizens. It's the modern version of shortwave radio, or BitTorrent from space. (LINK) ..."

" ... WHAT PROBLEM IS OUTERNET SOLVING? There are more computing devices in the world than people, yet only 60% of the global population has access to the wealth of knowledge found on the Internet. The price of smartphones and tablets is dropping year after year, but the price of data in many parts of the world continues to be unaffordable for the majority of global citizens. In some places, such as rural areas and remote regions, cell towers and Internet cables simply don't exist. The primary objective of the Outernet is to bridge the global information divide..."

New York company says it can beam free OUTERNET Wi-fi to every person on Earth | Mail Online: "You might think you have to pay through the nose at the moment to access the Internet. But one ambitious organisation called the Media Development Investment Fund (MDIF) is planning to turn the age of online computing on its head by giving free web access to every person on Earth. Known as Outernet, MDIF plans to launch hundreds of satellites into orbit by 2015. And they say the project could provide unrestricted Internet access to countries where their web access is censored, including China and North Korea."

'via Blog this'

CONCLUSION
" ... Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and regardless of frontiers. — Article 19 of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights ..."

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2552177/Forget-Internet-soon-OUTERNET-Company-plans-beam-free-wi-fi-person-Earth-space.html
http://www.educateinspirechange.org/2014/02/forget-internet-soon-will-free-outernet-everyone-earth.html
http://www.ibtimes.com/introducing-outernet-free-worldwide-wi-fi-access-beamed-space-1556016
http://appleinsider.com/articles/14/02/17/ambitious-outernet-could-bring-unfettered-internet-access-worldwide-via-mini-satellites
http://www.mdif.org/outernet-providing-information-to-the-world-from-outer-space/
http://motherboard.vice.com/blog/outernet-wants-to-free-the-internet-by-sending-it-to-space
https://www.outernet.is/
http://www.itproportal.com/2014/02/05/introducing-outernet-free-wi-fi-beamed-to-everywhere-on-earth-from-space/

MooPig Tech Coroner :: "Bank Officers"

Bank Officers are becoming Extinct
mashed articles by Pat Darnell  |  Feb 19, 2014  |  Bryan TX

[Picture Credit unknown]

New technologies of 'Quantitative Easing,' and 'BitCoins,' and 'Non-Causal Derivatives' are leading Bank Officers world wide to hurl them selves off buildings and to commit suicide? For instance at article: "... Richard Talley, the 57 year old founder of American Title Services in Centennial, Colorado, was found dead earlier this month after apparently shooting himself with a nail gun. ..."

Death by nail gun is a terrible death. This pandemic of mysterious deaths by suicide seem to me to be heinous. No other word satisfies my senses, that these self-murdering bank officials were facing something many times more heinous than death by their own hands. Right?

Is there a consensus on this trend? My Google search shows 22 million results ... YIKES!

8th international banker to die in a month jumps off building in China | Intellihub News: "HONG KONG (INTELLIHUB) — All month we have been reporting on the suspicious string of apparent suicides that have hit the financial industry.  Multiple bankers have been found dead in recent weeks, all of them have been ruled suicides despite the fact that little information has been released in some of the cases."

"Those who had high profile deaths, like the man who jumped from the top of the JP Morgan HQ building in Europe are highly publicized, but overall, very few details about any of these deaths have been made public.  Now this week, another investment banker has jumped from a different JP Morgan HQ, on a different continent, this time in Hong Kong, China."
'via Blog this'

CONCLUSION
I predict a new reality show title: " ... Banker Suicide ..." Will he jump?

Listen I know there is nothing to laugh at here. Suicide is a serious, and heinous way to conclude a life. In my proposed reality show I would have the 'jumper' wearing a bungee cord. We cannot see the truth because it is hidden in the minds of all the financial people out there. It is like a collective hive of humans who prey on humanity, while looking status quo.


___________________Reference
http://intellihub.com/8th-international-banker-die-month-jumps-building-china/
http://beforeitsnews.com/banksters/2014/01/bankers-committing-suicide-2434076.html
http://armstrongeconomics.com/2014/02/18/are-bankers-committing-suicide-for-a-connected-reason/
http://youtu.be/SAChQIdXIKc
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-02-12/another-jpmorgan-banker-dies-37-year-old-executive-director-program-trading
http://www.prisonplanet.com/third-banker-commits-suicide-within-a-week.html
http://universalfreepress.com/does-banker-suicide-trend-signal-upcoming-crisis/
http://www.kultusbook.com/2014/02/recent-banker-suicides-questionable.html

MooPig Report from the Middle :: "Dr. Neil Clark Warren"

Who Would Win this Cage Match?
Merged concepts by Pat Darnell  |  Feb 16, 2014  |  Bryan TX

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Dr. Neil Clark Warren

-- versus --

Humanity

Whether you know it or not, there was a once upon a time where I was a pretty good alcoholic. Actually I wasn't pretty good, I was great. Every time I went out I got the high score. No one scored higher. Between amount consumed, bad decisions made, and people pissed off, I championed more than most. Anything worth doing is worth doing right, right?

I was living in Marthasville, Missouri at one of my peak times. It is the Wine Country of Missouri, go figure. I was scoring left and right at the "Drink till you Drop Wine Tasting Vineyards." I recently escaped from a particularly messy marriage, meaning I was a mess, and made a few key decisions.

Firstly, I was never going to get married again. That was obviously for chumps, much like college, right, Natan? Shut up, conscience! Secondly, I needed a gnarly beard to help scare off any potential chicks that wanted a piece of me.

I'm up late one night drinking who the heck knows what, when I decided that I was lonely. Time for a little female companionship. Where would I meet someone though? I'm an unemployed loser who lives in a friend's house. I wake up hungover at 3 PM everyday just about time my friends get off work so I can get my drink on.

In between "Clonus" and "Ankle Biters," a great horror movie about vampiric dwarfs, I saw a commercial for eHarmony. They touted that they had set up thousands of happy couples. "I've never been so happy," says some neatly dressed overweight nerd with a supermodel on his arm.

I slowly make my blurry way to the computer and slump into the chair. eHarmony.com pops up and tells me that I'll have "thousands of results in just a few minutes!"

"Sheesh! Thousands? All I need is one!" I think. I begin the process of inputting my information. This website asks me about every single aspect of my life from childhood to my religious views. Even though I'm at a particularly sarcastic point in my life, I decide it's time for me to take this thing seriously. So I answer as well as I can -- even taking time to really think about my answers between drinks. Two hours later, I'm finished; I take a deep breath and "submit".

What seems like hours tick by as I wait for my results. "Come on, " I'm thinking. "I don't need all 10,000 at once, just a couple hotties to chat up."

No results. None. Zero, eharmony comes back and informs that I am "un-match-able." Somehow in their internet database of hundreds of thousands of women with varying interests and feelings, I cannot be matched with any of them. I knew that I was a difficult dude but the idea that no one on the internet would want a guy like me had never passed through my mind.

Needless to say, I don't remember much of the rest of the night.

I should reiterate that I have since made changes in my life and don't feel quite the same way. In fact, I'm certain that is a direct result of my poor decisions that things kept working out for me the way they did. I'm hopeful that someone will marry me regardless of what eHarmony thinks. Just remember when you are trapped in a tunnel, watch where the rats go, they know the way out.

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by Alex
Quite the beard and quite the post, Natan. Also, I don't know when the last time was that I checked to make sure there is no permanent brain damage resulting from my propelling your noggin into the space between the car door and frame that one time in Helena (where I learned to never listen to anything Brig Heaps said ever again). Based on this post, you are able to write a coherent, humorous blog. I am relieved.

That's our Report from the Middle at Lake Abandon, Texas, where the women are strong, the men are good-looking, and children are all above average.

_____________________Reference
http://squidlife.blogspot.com/2010/12/dr-neil-clark-warren-or-how-i-learned.html
http://www.catsandbeer.com/television/hey-hollywood-how-about-some-more-christina-applegate-sitcoms
http://prairiehome.publicradio.org/about/podcast/

A shout out to Garrison Keillor's sign-off adapted to our shares with listeners the latest news and views from the little town where "all the women are strong, all the men are good looking, and all the children are above average."

Sunday Funnies

________________________Reference
Unless referenced with a LINK caption, Sunday Funnies is a bunch of pirated MEME's from faecesBook, YouTuber, Tweet'um and Tweet'um dee, Redditt, and other places where sources have been lost and are unknown. Give 'em Hell Henry. If you are offended then ASWC ... ask someone who cares.
http://acronyms.thefreedictionary.com/Ask+Someone+Who+Cares