Hey I like this idea: take the first sentence of every blog for each month of 2007. Idea found in "erinya_dhaunae" living log. ( http://erinya-dhaunae.livejournal.com/ )
So here goes.
Here following is January 2007 MooPigWisdom [abridge-ment]
I have been closely involved with operation from the git-go. 01/02 Tues d2r2
Welcome Compadres, Confidantes, and Co-conspirators:I have some questions; I hope you have an answer. 01/03 Wed MPW
I..think Patrick Swayze only played football 'cause he liked wearing the tight pants. 01/03 Capo
Mr. and Mrs. Capotosto took me in when they didn’t have to. 01/08 MPW
It is difficult to express the price we pay to experiment with fate. 01/19 MPW
Many of my classmates have had similar experiences to the following account:
“It was said through out the management ranks that I had a knack for getting my staff to perform well and even a better knack for dealing with guests, especially disgruntled or irate guests. 01/26 MPW patrick.darnell
Please direct your attention to the following, and respond at your earliest convenience. 01/31
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