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Wednesday, January 09, 2008

MooPig Welcomes you to Syllabic syndicate consort... Or a game of Hang Man, sort of

MooPig's Lesson Plan Department
Subject: Paradox of the Paramecium as a single cell thing

Assumptions: Assume no Socio-political factors, and Cultural differences do not factor. And let’s just conjure up a fantasy that every-thing in the known universe enjoys playing “Hangman” in some capacity.

Also assume there actually is a theory of everything, TOE, posing as a singularity for our universe, and that rules of hangman apply throughout, no deviations.

So you have a hang man game for the hang paramecium. The single cell has no limbs so the word in play can only be a single item. Could it be a single letter as traditional hang man goes, or is it a single syllable, or is it part of a singularity theorem of single cell-ism? Start Playing:


"Let's see... ummm... 'S'?"

"Nope."

"Squeeeeky... gleeeeck.. zzz.. phhht!"


"Thwummmp!"







Oops; the paramecium is already hung. Any next step will be disastrous, because it will alter either the game rules or the critter's carnage. Complications are eminent: as the game and the subject start to lose their purity of form and function in time and space.

Questions:

  1. If placed in a noose, the paramecium alone cannot tolerate more than one move in the game?
  2. Does a paramecium ever have extra stuff, like limbs or flanges, that can be added to keep it alive on the gallows, while the game is played out?
  3. Do parameciums ever get together in a conjugal, creative way to maybe keep the game going by joining forces before dying?
  4. Besides leaving us mystified, confused and bewildered, what is the solution, Hoosier?

Discussion -- What is most important:
Yes and no, so the discussion will go. Between just us, can you imagine the conjecture around this ridiculous scheme if this ever leaked out to usgov.com? [do you think.. naw] I believe in the end wrap up when the TOE comes due, there will be many gaps in the body of knowledge left by all us humans, I mean as in "large chunks" missing. Our BOK, body of knowledge, is a body of unfinished business, for sure.

Conclusion: Hanging paramecium is commuted to a sentence of life with parole, not just because it was a hung jury, the judge reputedly is jung as well.

Postscript: Okay, so what? Well, it is this kind of thinking that always gets me into trouble with my friends and family. At this point they are collectively saying: "Why are you wasting our time with this Bull Crappe?" [I can actually hear them in my head right now!]

So instead of continuing with the stale, over-extended, mantra “Everything Matters” I am adopting in my old age a slicker LaSalle Street adage: “Everything that Matters.” It is now an exploration of finding what’s most important today, which is in most cases is the ability to determine "what." I euphemistically think you know what I'm steering toward --

What..

  • draws your attention..
  • core developments are powering change..
  • greases the gears..
  • stops the erosion?

That's my report from the middle, where thin is out, fat is in, and none of us are bi-coastal. >pd

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