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Monday, September 15, 2008

desiree darnell

esee if you can make something up with this quote...

"This cold front is miraculous..."
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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

a chilli outruns discomforts

September 15, 2008 at 6:45:00 PM CST
MooPig said...

as in Run Forest Run?

September 17, 2008 at 5:11:00 AM CST
MooPig said...

following the good Dr J's comment:

chilli today; hot tamale

September 17, 2008 at 7:08:00 AM CST
d2r2 said...

Actually, I've been wanting to comment on this very miraculous cold front. Thank you for reminding me, young lady

I took note of Ike when he hit Cuba's east end as a Cat 4. A little town named Holguin took it.
Then Ike rhumba'd the length of the island. I'm sure the Cuban people climbed as high as they could. As Ike danced there, it was snowing on the front range of the Rockies. White out in Ft. Collins.
My thoughts, "This is going to be a strange and troublesome hurricane".

As Ike emerged from Cuba and entered the Gulf he tarried, digesting jerked chicken, black beans, tamales and sugar cane for dessert. Starting to move West toward Houston, he never gained strength on the scale but the size was something. He grew bigger than Dallas and wider than the East is from the West.

Watching the weather dynamics was a daily chore for us wannabe meteorologists. The remnants of Hurricane Lowell from the Pacific was racing across Mexico to meet Brother Ike. A snow maker was in the Rockies. A stationary front laid across the Southeast like an old, full cottonmouth. There was Ike, coming across the Gulf toward us, never even opened his eye so we could have a stare down.

I prayed for spared lives and minimal misery. Maybe he would turn and go into one of the immense marshes not too heavily populated, where people know what to do. As he wound up and hit, he came in right at the Galveston Jetties, heart of darkness. Then Texas City, Baytown, Lake Houston, Bush Intercontinental, Woodlands, Conroe, Huntsville. Raced across the Midwest to Chicago, of all places, and dumped ten inches of rain, flooding Des Plaines. He was a doozy, I tell you.

We all took the night time hit. The night storm demons were all out. Swirling, vicious wind. Driving rain, Stinging lightning, from nowhere and everywhere. Shriek, scream and howl. They were all there. We awoke to some kind of sunrise, gray and trashed. Still Ike came on from another direction. He left after 12 hours of spanking us. People came out from shelter to look. Everything was damaged, some worse, some gone.
People who live along the coast, who have done this before, saw the clean-up ahead and started. The thought of doing it under a 90 degree sun with 100 percent humidity and stagnant water full of mosquitoes makes the strongest weak.

You know what happened instead, dear girl, sweet niece?
We had a miraculous, cold front!

Thank you, Lord.

September 18, 2008 at 4:42:00 PM CST

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