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Sunday, September 21, 2008

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What is that little thingy, carbuncle on Chubby Chavez's forehead?

By Davey D; 09.19.2008 dpdassoc@yahoo.com

has sent you a news photo. (Email address has not been verified.)
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Personal message: Could it be?

Is that the entrance mark of the "Lumbrisas cerebrus" or the deadly brain worm on Hugo's forehead? If it is it's already turned him into a blithering idiot. How long before he ends up in Salt Lick City running for supreme commander of the Klingons?
(Venezuela - Yahoo! News Photos) [PHOTO SOURCE]

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Maggots on the Brain Netlore Archive: Emailed photos of a man whose brain allegedly became infested with maggots (or worms) as a result of an ingrown hair (or eating sushi)

Description: Email rumor w/images
Circulating since: Feb 2003
Status: Partly true?

In documented cases where pork tapeworm larvae have been found in the brain, they were embedded, cyst-like, in the neural tissue. They would not be capable of crawling around around freely, nor of boring outward through the patient's skull to emerge through the scalp.

Lastly, to set the record straight on one final medical matter, maggots can infest the human brain, evidently, and so can certain types of tapeworm larvae. But these conditions are fairly rare, and -- in spite of what you are likely to hear through the Internet grapevine -- they don't result from ignoring ingrown hairs or binging on sushi.

If that is the "brain worm" of urban legend making a path into Chavez, MooPig Analysts say it has taken the path of least resistance... in Hugo's case that is. (Thanks to dpdassoc et al.)



2 comments:

d2r2 said...

Is Et Al the Jewish Airlines or one of those splinter groups?

MooPig said...

I'll have to get back to you on that one, chief.

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