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Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Open Letter to Presidential Candidates



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THE JOB - URINE TEST

(Whoever wrote this one deserves a HUGE pat on the back!)


I HAVE TO PASS A URINE TEST FOR MY JOB ... SO I AGREE 100%


Like a lot of folks in this state, I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to get that paycheck, some of us are required to pass a rand om urine test with which I have no problem.. What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don't have to pass a urine test. Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check because I have to pass one to earn it for them? Please understand, I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet. I do, on the other hand, have a problem with helping someone sitting on their rear, doing drugs, while I work. .. . . Can you imagine how much money the state would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance check? Pass this along if you agree or simply delete if you don't. Hope you all will pass it along, though . . . Something has to change in this country -- and soon!!!!!

5 comments:

Pribek said...

Aside from the fact that you have thousands of depressed, disillusioned Lehman Brothers hitting the streets this morning,it's a genuinely slippery slope that is proposed. No assistance for high cholesterol would be next. And, it can obviously run the simultaneous track of drug test for tax refund higher tax rate for high fat diet etc.

d2r2 said...

I was thinking about how the cattle lick rocks in West Texas. Gives them some way to make saliva to chew their cuds. They can gain two pounds on six ounces of grass by chewing it for three days.

MooPig said...

Hey Dave,
Can you run the MooPig OneStop Answer Emporium for us... it pays nothing, and all you have to do is answer the really juicy questions? Just like this one here that you volunteered, a most perfect entry at http://moopigwisdom.blogspot.com/2008/09/moopig-onestop-answer-emporium.html

I think four answers a year would suffice... eh?
u da best brudder,, pd

MooPig said...

So, trim the fat, battle of the bulge, is your answer Pribe's..?

I have a work colleague who thinks this is the end... he has lots of stocks and securities tying up his cash flow... to say the least he is pretty stoked.

Lehman is an insurance holding company, yes?

Man oh man... I keep thinking on the $60 billion Enron bankruptcy, and how that pretty much would have started a long term toppling securities failing thing... but I really don't know who to ask or where to look for answers there.

Se la' vie'.. we should'a known better though.

d2r2 said...

I was going to hold out for more money. But, okay. Any benefits?

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