MooPig Considers Outsourcing its Blogging Operations Offshore

by Pat Darnell

MooPig had its Quarterly "Belly Up and Why" Company wide Meetings. Since the last quarter of 2007 when the Blogger Strike of '07 was in full throttle... what ?? you never heard of that?... Look it up! [Blogger Strike]

Well, our point is MooPig Enterprises has been in a steady no growth flat-line since the blogger walkout.

"If we had no blog at all, we would be in almost the same earnings category, as we are with MooPig Wisdom Blogspot.com," said CEO/FYOD Hermann Moonster.

"No More Blog: No More Blog..." became the chant from the shareholder at the meeting. One had to listen carefully to understand the slogan.

In a last ditch effort, MooPig has recently opened its blogosphere to 17 more topical blog sites. "We do this in hope that someone around here will understand that legs sell," said COO, Chief Operations Officer Levon Brasse.

"More Legs.... More Legs..." the chant changed from the floor.

A motion was presented and the vote was unanimous, 1 to 0, in favor of making a strategic study committee for the purpose of "Offshore Outsourcing" for the blog, "MooPig Wisdom."

"The only negative discussion came from the floor as to the cultural objections to Cows and Pigs in their societies, like India and Iraq where the better outsource outfits are," said MooPig's undersecretary of notes and minutes, Helen Waite. "Won't those chiefly Hindi and Muslim nations be adverse to signing in with the abomination of a pig stuck in a belly of a sacred bull?" came the frequently asked question.

MooPig Enterprise Chief Learning Officer, CLO, has been appointed initial duties to pursue the mandate. "I do not know any more than you, nor care to comment on any of the discussions from the company or shareholder meetings at this time," said Orville Knoblock, CLO.

Later in the lobby at the Barn, CLO Orville confided in MooPig editorial circles that he is in a pickle with Scientologists, as he is just now changing over to Latter Day Adventists after fifteen years with L. Ron Hubbard. He may take a leave of absence, as rumored, to get his swerve back. His groomed assistant, Orp Onob, is the most probable candidate to be burdened with offshore outsourcing potentials studies for MooPig Wisdom, -- while Orv is hiding out from Scientology's Recon. Orp is a Presbyterian.

In conclusion, MooPig has this list of high rewards initiatives proposed by the only learned consultants available at the meeting. Geraldine Fox and Nigel Hughes said: "Offshore-ing business operations offers the potential for cost savings of 15 percent, maybe 20 percent, but Compass Analysis show that organizations that properly plan and operate offshore initiatives can reap substantially higher rewards."

They offered this list of "mistakes organizations often make when implementing and managing offshore initiatives." They say it can be understood in context of seven deadly sins... and when they said that -- well, the whole MooPig Enterprise became alert; because if there is anything the MooPig People understand it is the "Seven Deadly Sins!"

• Pride
• Sloth / Laziness
  
• Avarice
• Lust / Extravagance
• Envy
• Gluttony
• Anger

(Fox, Geraldine, and Hughes, Nigel; Baseline Mag.com Sep 2008)