MooPig's Phone Conversations We'd Like to have Heard

Wouldn’t it be Great if Obama and his Czars Weren’t Clueless? [Cartoon from HERE]  |  Retrieved for Ed Porpoises by Pat Darnell

CZAR Candidate's phone: Ring Ring ... "Hello"

BO: "Hello, Mrs Johnson, this is Barry."

Mrs Johnson: "Uh ... erm .. who?"

BO: "Barry Obama ! I need your help on a task. I need a Burkha Czar ... and I think you are my candidate !"

Mrs J: "What makes you think that ?"

BO: "They're making miniature black holes in Europe. They might be smuggling them in burkhas. I need you to study them, and report back to me and the Senate. Okay ?"

Mrs J: "Mind boggling, Mr President. Is this full time employment you are offering ?"

BO: "Well, could you work out of your home at first ?"

EXCERPT   |  "I [Michael J. Kilgus] worked in DC, and when I did, someone in a Czar’s position made the equivelent of what would be, today, $225,000.00 a year. That’s a lot of money, but add it up:

Obama, I believe, currently has 30 Czars working for him, and that totals: $6,750,000.00 a year, and that is just the basic total.

Each Czar will need an office staff, and that staff usually consists of three close aides, at $125,000, per year, 4 staffers, at $75,000 per year, and a receptionist at $60,000 per year, and that totals: $725,000.00 per office, times 30 offices equals: $21,750,000.00 per year, added to the $6,750,000.00 ..., and we have a total of $28,500,000.00 per year, just to pay for the Czars,, and their staff’s salaries.

$28,500,000.00 a year! I know, they’ll say they don’t get paid that much! Well, folks, it’s DC; it is expensive to live in DC, it is expensive to hire proper staff, and it’s expensive, especially if every person in the office, including the Czars, are Cronies of Obama, and they are being paid off for something they have done for him! (Kilgus, Michael J. SEPTEMBER 6TH, 2009, SOURCE)

... Mrs Johnson: "Now, we have to add on all of my “personal expenses”, such as high dollar suits, and clothing, expensive meals, new cars, with chauffeurs, the gas, the foreign trips, ... so when do I start?"

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